Creepypasta Headcanons

7.) Ibushi Hinata

The day before he found out he was having a baby, he had gone to the drugstore to pick up his prescription for estrogen and testosterone pills to keep his hormones in check and buy some pregnancy tests, but while he was walking around, he saw Toby raiding the freezer section for frozen toaster waffles, Nina buying over 59 colors of lipstick, Clockwork looking at the pocket watches in the jewelry aisle for one to replace the one in her socket, Masky running away with a shopping cart full of cheesecake, Hoodie chasing after Masky, Jeff chasing Laughing Jack around the candy aisle, EJ buying fake blood, Kagekao raiding the wine aisle, and Sally crying because Slenderman told her that she couldn't get any candy.

Needless to say, he was very confused after that shopping trip.