Hank: *has lust in his eyes* J-Jesus Christ... I still can't get enough of ya..
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Hank: *licks the side of ???*
Hank: *smirks and hums* Mmm~
???: *sweats*
Hank: *chugs ???* DaMn, nUmBeR 3⁶, yOu aRE hItTinG tHe sPoT!
Alcohol: *is just there because like, why not*
Hank: *finishes his 36th drink and moves onto 37* Ah beer, what would I do without you? *fucking hugs the beer bottle*
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Dbh Crack
FanfictionPrepare yourselves for all the dbh "memes" that pop into my head throughout the day. Heads up, there's also some absolutely random ass shit- SORRY KIDS, crap* in here, so y e e t 👌
