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People @ each other in the god damn fandom: No! Connor and Daniel are the perfect ship!

Other people @ each other in the god damn fandom: Nuh-uh! Connor and Markus are 👌👌👌🤚🤚🤚💕😍😍😍😉😉😉😂😂😂👋👋👋👏👏👏👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

And then the Reed900 shippers be like: I won't hesitate, bitch 🔫

People who specifically enjoy android x android ships exclusively: *in the corner, quaking* N-Nines and C—

HOomAn x HOOMaN shIpPErs: *death glare*

People who specifically enjoy android x android ships exclusively: ACK—

Me:

Me: Does everyone not realize that there are legit like, 4 billion androids of like, each type of robo boiz? So therefore, all yo ships can saiL YOU MOTHER FU—

HOomAn x HOOMaN shIpPErs:

Me:

Me: *points in disgust* but hooman shippers, ships are disgustin' and nEvER sAiL—

HOomAn x HOOMaN shIpPErs: *battle cries*

Me: *runs, hysterically laughing* hHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA—

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