Creepypasta Zodiac book!!

What does drunk jeff think of you?

(I'm so sorry for not posting the last two days, I was half way done with my thanksgiving chapter but I didn't have time to finish it and yesterday I was at a party so here is a Drunk Jeff to make it up to you :) ))

Aries: "that's like my bestie! Oh my gosh I love themmm!" *high pitch squeal*

Scorpio: "My hair will always be better then yours honey" *flips hair*

Capricorn: "Um. Like Ariana, Thank you, next." *cat walks away*

Cancer:"Your to nice! Ugh!" *throws shopping art and it hits Masky* "There! Now we done have to look at that burnt bread crumb!"

Sagittarius: "I'm sorry, who?" *sips tea*

Aquarius: "I love them too! We should do hang out more and spill tea!" *weird laugh*

Leo: "I'd rather not." *files nail*

Libra: "mhm. Yeah adore.." *fake smile*

Virgo: "There can only be one good looking god in here. So be buzz lightyear and be gone for infinity."

Pisces: "Dora I haven't seen you in like forever!" *hugs*

Gemini: "that's my sign! Oh and that author too but whatever. Gemini's are made to make zodiacs at least interesting."

Taurus: "hahaha. No."