So this is going to be a very lazy chapter... I just thought that these were too cute to miss out and I didn't know how to write them without repeating stuff I've done a million times before.
Feel free to use any of these and make them better (It's not as if they're mine anyway lol 😄)
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Ant: I only feel one emotion, and it's anger.
Dec: Yesterday, you sent me one hundred heart emojis.
Ant: ... Out of anger
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Ant: *Jumps onto bed* Once again, fate has thrown us together.
Dec: *Rolls eyes* We've been married for five years. This is our bedroom.
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Ant: *Lying on the floor* I'M HUNGRY
Dec: Is there any time you're not hungry?
Ant: *stands up* Yes!
Dec: ...
Ant: When I'm eating.
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Dec: *finds a new job*
Dec: So I think I have to introduce myself. I'm-
Ant: *enters room*
Dec: ...
Dec: Gay
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Ant: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Dec: Burn the house down.
Ant: And what did you do?
Dec: Made you dinner.
Ant: ...
Dec: And burnt the house down.
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Ant: Hey Dec, can you do the thing?
Dec: What thing?
Ant: The thing that never fails to make me happy.
Dec: Oh *smiles*
Ant: *choking back tears* Thank you.
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Ant: Road work ahead? Uh, YeAh, I sUrE HopE iT DoEs
Dec: Stop saying that everytime we go past that sign, it's giving me anxiety!
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Dec: You have a sweet lookin' ass.
Ant: What was that?
Dec: You have a very nice face.
Ant: I liked the first one better.
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Ant: STOP IT! STOP!
Dec: ...
Ant: Stop being so adorable!
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*after their first kiss*
Dec: Now I have a mint taste in my mouth. What did you do before?
Ant: Oh I got so nervous I ate the whole tube of toothpaste.
Dec: No really, what was that?
Ant: ...
Dec: Oh my god, did you really?
Ant: Yeah.
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Dec: *messes up house*
Ant: What the hell were you trying to do?
Dec: Um housework?
Ant: * looks at things shattered on the floor, pipes leaking, pets going crazy, the stove burning and rubbish thrown around the house.*
Ant: Please remind me why I decided to marry you.
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Ant and Dec Prompts
FanfictionJust a whole bunch of prompts that I find funny and cute. This is my first attempt of writing of any sort soo... yeah.... don't expect too much :)
