jazzyd || kxychelle

PIZZA MUKBANG W/ RILEY🤪

"I think I ordered too much" Jazzy says bringing five boxes of pizza.
"Bruh you just ruined the intro Mariah!" Riley yells .
"YOU DIDN'T SPEND YOUR MONEY ON IT!" Jazzy yells back.
"WHO DOES YOU THINK YOU YELLIN AT?! I COULD CALL UP MY GANG AND HAVE THEM SHOOT THIS WHOLE HOUSE. ION PLAY THAT-
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"Hey youtube!" Jazzy and Riley both say.
"Aw you actually said it." Jazzy said shocked.
Riley says with an attitude. "Ian saying it again either."
"Anyways🙄, today I'm doing a mukbang with Huey's brother, Riley. I would've done it with Cindy, his girlfriend, but she had a basketball game to be at. So, we got one of the next best things😁."
"Dang Mariah! How much shade you gotta throw?!"
"Just enough to let them know you are a-
"A WHAT?!"
"Nothing."
"Yeah ok, scary self. But I'm Young Reezy, y'all already know."
"They don't."
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"So, I asked you guys on Instagram what I should talk about in a mukbang video and I am just gonna go down the list of topics."
"Don't say no lil gay topics either."
"Riley, hush."
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"The first topic is POLITICS! IS THAT NOT AMAZING?"
"Oh my gosh bro, Ion wanna hear about no political stuff. Ian Huey."
"Okay for real, it's not politics. It's music."
"There we go. Somethin that I can actually talk about."
"Music. The music industry is just crazy. Like everybody coming for everybody else. Nobody can be doing good without someone that has to bring them down."
"I actually agree, cuz rappers be dying cuz of the fame. The fame is a like a deadly disease that affects everybody. Like how I'm eatin dis pizza and Imma get diabetes 😌."
"RILEY! That's not funny."
Voiceover (Huey): It was a little funny.
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"I love music. I have tons of favorites artists🙂 I love Billie Eilish, Teyana Taylor, Janelle Monae, and Kendrick Lamar. What about you Riley?"
Riley is biting two pieces of pizza at a time. The camera zooms in on Riley slowly.
Voiceover (Riley): Y'all see that 😭 This how I be gettin treated in ha house!
Voiceover (Jazmine): Complete lies.
"RILEY!"
"Huh?" Riley's mouth is full of pizza.
Jazzy points at the camera.
"Oh my bad. My favorite artists is YB, Migos, J Cole, Tupac, and Biggie Smalls!"
"What about Drake?"
"OH NAHHH DRAKE GAY. If you like Mandrake you a whole weirdo💀. Simple."
"Just mad because Drake get more girls than you."  Jazzy says under her breath leaving the room.
"I HAD HEARD THAT MARIAH!"
"SO?! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!" Jazmine yells with a New Jersey accent, she lived in Jersey for some years and she picked up the accent.
"You been living in Jersey too long."
"Hater."
"Ion see nun to hate on."
"Bet." Jazzy says throwing a book at him.
"WHY YOU KEEP THROWING BOOKS?!"
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"Next topic is food. How ironic." Jazzy says picking up more pizza.
"Y'all already know that Jazzy talk about food 24/7. She fat."
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME FATTT?!" Jazzy begins crying.
Voiceover (Huey): Lets just say Riley has learned a VALUABLE lesson😌.
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"We back from sibling therapy." Riley says looking into the camera with a 😒 look.
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"So yeen gon speak?"
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"She big mad." Riley rolls his eyes.
"Incorrect. Just don't call me fat."
"Oh my gosh. What's the next topic thing?"
"It's electronics."
"What in the apple care.."
"Riley, just talk about it. I always start."
"ANYWAYS! Them electronics be too high cuz how Imma pay $500, which is like rent, for a phone and then I gotta pay fa the music?? That's trash bruh."
"True. That's why I'm gonna cancel my membership thing in Apple Music."
"You own a business! Youn need to cancel it if you can pay it."
"Stop telling all of my business."
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Huey comes into the room and takes a pizza box with him.
"HUEY!" Riley and Jazzy yell at Huey.
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"Should I order more pizza Riley?"
"Nah, I'm full."
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"Okay so that is it for this youtube video. If you enjoyed it, you know the basics. I'll see you y'all later. PEACE ✌🏽"
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"Thanks for the pizza- oh" Huey notices Riley and Jazmine on the ground knocked out.