Wolf: Alright! Let's start this out right! And what better way to do that than to start with... A CRACK SHIP! I couldn't for the life of me find a picture of these two being romantic *faith in humanity restored a bit* and couldn't find a ship name. So let's go with Multear.
Wendy: W-Wait. People ship this? Isn't Ultear like ten years older than her? *scarred for life*
Carla: *tries to cover Wendy's eyes* *can't reach*
Erza: This is creepy.
Meredy: *appears out of literally nowhere* But... Ultear's like my mom!
Ultear: *appears beside her child* Yeah! I would never date my child!
Wolf: *whispers* You just got daughter zoned, Meredy. How does that feel?
Meredy: *ignores Wolf*
Ultear: Why are you picking on us? You have so many ships to choose from and yet you chose this. What did we ever do to you?
Wolf: *shrugs* I dunno. I felt like it?
Meredy: *face palms*
Wendy: *rocking self in corner*
Lucy: *trying not to be noticed as she looks for an exit*
Wolf: Oh no you don't, Lucy! You aren't getting out of this!
Lucy: *fear*
Wolf: So, does anyone ship this?
Natsu and Gray as one: NO!
Wendy: *shakes head while still rocking in corner*
Carla: *looking at Wendy with concern* *doesn't hear question*
Erza: Absolutely not! This ship is creepy.
Happy: *puts paw on Carla's shoulder consolingly* No!
Meredy and Ultear: *yelling* NOOOO
Wolf: Geez! You don't have to be so loud! I'm not tying to go deaf over here. Gosh. So! Nobody ships it! Guess that gives it a 0/10! Sorry, Multear shippers! Fairy Tail hath spoken. See you next chapter!
Wendy: What?! Next chapter?! How many of these are we doing?!
Wolf: *evil smirk* That's it for this chapter!
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Fairy Tail Shipping Show
FanfictionI know literally EVERYONE does this, but it's more for my enjoyment than anyone else's. If you want to read it, read it. If you don't, don't. Also! To anyone who would actually like to read all my stories (literally nobody answers), some of the ship...
