I know literally EVERYONE does this, but it's more for my enjoyment than anyone else's. If you want to read it, read it. If you don't, don't. Also! To anyone who would actually like to read all my stories (literally nobody answers), some of the ship...
Wendy: *leans over* *whispers* What are you looking at?
Wolf: *whispers back* That's a secret.
Wendy: *leans over to Gajeel* What's she looking at?
Gajeel: Heck if I know, kid.
Jellal: *appears* Just friends?
Erza: *jumps* Of course. We have been friends since we were young.
Jellal: *trying not to look disappointed* *totally failing* Oh. Yeah, we have.
Erza: *doesn't notice Jellal's depression*
Mirajane: *notices* *watches intently*
Wolf: *whips out notepad*
Wendy: *confused*
Natsu: WAIT! IS THAT THE GUY THAT TRIED TO KILL US?!
Gray: Oh my gosh, Natsu! Get with the program!
Happy: HE LO-
Wolf: *yeets Happy out of air again* NOPE! Alright! So how does everyone like the ship?
Wendy: It's kinda cute. I get it, but Erza doesn't like him that way so...
Erza: I don't ship it.
Natsu and Gray: *fearing Erza's wrath* Me neither!
Lucy: *looks at Erza* No... I don't ship it.
Carla: I don't care. Can we please get this over with?
Happy: *looks at Wolf with fear* *doesn't say anything*
Gajeel: *just shakes his head*
Mirajane: *looking over at Jellal with narrow eyes* No. No, I don't ship it.
Wolf: Welp! That makes it a 0/10! See ya, Jellal!
Jellal: *disappointed*
Wolf: I said see ya! *snaps fingers*
Jellal: *disappears*
Mirajane: *lets out breath*
Wolf: Interesting...
Wendy: What's happening!?
Wolf: *doesn't respond* I need to make a phone call. *steps out of room* *whispering* Sorry, I just had something to show you. *winks at reader* I think this is why Erza doesn't like Jellal. *holds up picture*
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