Wolf: Welcome back... *looks at views* *tear* the three people that might read this.
Gajeel: Haha, loser.
Wolf: Wanna try me Iron Man?! I CAN SHIP YOU NEXT YOU-
Gajeel: Please no.
Wolf: That's what I thought. Anyways! *reveals ship*
Mirajane and Laxus: *mouths wide* *look at each other*
Erza: *takes deep breath* *doesn't work* *takes another*
Wolf: *holding camera*
Wendy: Is this angst?
Wolf: Yes, young shipper. It is indeed angst.
Carla and Gajeel: *fear*
Wendy: *watches intently*
Erza: So... *elaborately casual* Do you like each other that way?
Mirajane: *whips head around* What?! Of course not!
Laxus: Yeah! We're just friends... if that.
Erza: *tries to stay neutral*
Wolf: *is taking fifty billion pictures*
Wendy: *watches* *whispers* Wolf, I don't get it.
Wolf: That's alright, Child. All shall be explained soon.
Wendy: *nods* Fine.
Wolf: So, does anyone ship this?
Natsu: Nope!
Gray: Nah! Fraxus for life!
Happy: Aye, Sir!
Wolf: Real original, Happy.
Carla: *too distracted watching Wendy looking for the angst to respond*
Wendy: I... don't know. I don't see any angst...
Wolf: *evil smirk* You will soon, young one.
Gajeel: *smirking* I prefer Fraxus.
Lucy: I don't really care either way.
Erza: I do not ship this.
Wolf: You sound so proper, Erza.
Mirajane: *looks at Erza* I don't ship it either.
Fraxus: Same here.
Wolf: Interesting. *evil smirk* Well, guess that gives it a 0/10!
Natsu: Can't wait to see who goes next!
Wolf: *looks at Natsu* It has recently been brought to my attention that not everybody has been shipped. *evil smirk* That must be rectified.
Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Wendy: *fear*
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Fairy Tail Shipping Show
FanfictionI know literally EVERYONE does this, but it's more for my enjoyment than anyone else's. If you want to read it, read it. If you don't, don't. Also! To anyone who would actually like to read all my stories (literally nobody answers), some of the ship...
