Wolf: So our ship of the chapter is-
Mirajane: *appears* Did I hear 'ship'?
Wolf: *holding up cross and holy water* Where did you come from?
Mirajane: Don't worry about it.
Happy: *flying over head* Ooooh! She used your comeback on you!
Wolf: *shoves Happy out of the air*
Mirajane: I love this ship! *giggles* I really hope they work out! *suddenly gets angry* *whole room grows dark* But if she hurts my brother, I will remove any trace of her from the face of the Earth.
Gray, Lucy, and Natsu: *trembling in fear*
Wendy: *still giggling at ship picture*
Erza: *looking at Mirajane*
Wolf: Hmmm... *evil smirk appears*
Everyone: *fear*
Elfman: Do we not get a say in this ship?!
Evergreen: Yeah! Were the ones being shipped after all!
Wolf: Pfft. You know you're totally in love. Stop trying to lie. A shipper knows.
Mirajane: *nods head in agreement*
Elfman and Evergreen: *blushing*
Wolf: *makes Mr. Burns face* Excellent.
Wendy: I didn't know ships could be so cute! I thought they were all like that last one... *PTSD*
Wolf: *laughs* Oh no, Wendy. They can be quite adorable. Now! I believe this chapter is coming to a close! Who ships it!
Everyone but Carla: *raises hands*
Everyone else: *looks at Carla*
Carla: *sighs* Fine. *raises paw*
Wolf: Heck yeah! It's unanimous! That means 10/10! Your work here is through, Elfgreen! *snaps fingers*
Evergreen and Elfman: *disappear*
Mirajane: Why didn't I disappear?
Wolf: *evil smirk* Because I and I alone can control who leaves my domain! Once you have entered you cannot leave until you are dismissed!
Everyone: *fear*
Wolf: *evil laughter continues* *chokes* *finally stops coughing* Alright! That's it for this chapter! I wonder who's next!
Carla: You sounds like a serial killer.
Wolf: What's your point?
Carla: *sighs*
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Fairy Tail Shipping Show
FanfictionI know literally EVERYONE does this, but it's more for my enjoyment than anyone else's. If you want to read it, read it. If you don't, don't. Also! To anyone who would actually like to read all my stories (literally nobody answers), some of the ship...
