Wolf: *gags* Hold up a sec. I need to go throw up real quick. It'll only take a minute.
Wendy: What's wrong?
Wolf: Any childhood innocence I once contained have been thwarted by this picture.
Lucy: I swear if it's another ship with me in it...
Wolf: *smirks* Don't worry. You're off the hook...
Lucy: *lets out relieves breath*
Wolf: for now.
Lucy: *chokes*
Wendy: Who is it then?
Carla: Uh oh.
Wolf: You.
Wendy: Wh-What?
Carla: *sighs* how did I know.
Wolf: Don't you have foretelling? Seems you haven't used that in a while.
Wendy: *still not okay with being shipped*
Carla: ...
Natsu: SHOW US THE SHIP ALREADY!
Gajeel: *steps closer to Wendy protectively*
Wolf: Awww. Look at big brother Gajeel.
Gajeel and Wendy: What?
Wolf: Don't worry about it.
Natsu: SHOW THE SHIP!
Wolf: I, WolfTamer13, am not responsible for any death or life scars that may occur due to this ship. *shows picture*
Wendy: *staring mutely*
Carla: WHAT THE F-
Wolf: Carla has been removed due to profanity.
Gajee: WHERE'S THAT PUNK AT?! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Romeo: *appears* Please don't hurt me.
Wolf: Pfft. You should run, kid
Gajeel: *cracks knuckles*
Romeo: *running away* I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE! *hides behind Wendy*
Wendy: *still not moving*
Gajeel: *growls*
Wolf: Poor kid. YO ROMEO!
Romeo: *looks over at Wolf*
Wolf: *points at picture*
Romeo: *face drains of color* Help me.
Chelia: *appears* Oh! I heard Wendy's getting shipped! *sees picture* *slowly turns towards Romeo*
Romeo: *fear increases* I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Chelia: *looks at a still stunned Wendy* Well, she clearly doesn't like you.
Romeo: Why is everyone so mean?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING! WHERE ARE WE?! WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF ME AND WENDY?!
Wolf: I see why he likes Natsu. Two peas in a pod.
Chelia: *walks up to Wendy* C'mon. You can stop defending him now.
Wendy: *finally stops being catatonic* Chelia?! When did you get here?!
Chelia: Hi to you to, Wen!
Wendy: You need to leave-I mean, you'll get trapped here!
Chelia: *rolls eyes* Whatever. I'm going to let you deal with Romeo on your own!
Wendy: Umm... *looks around*
Lucy: Wendy is way too young for this kind of thing!
Gajeel: *still glaring at Romeo*
Laxus: *trying to look casual* *highkey glaring at Romeo*
Erza: *brandishing sword*
Natsu: *looking at Romeo, betrayed*
Gray: *summoning ice*
Wolf: *sipping tea while looking at Wendy and Chelia*
Romeo: *seriously concerned*
Chelia: *somehow just as worried as Romeo, yet still glaring at him*
Wendy: Alright! Enough's enough! Romeo, I don't like you that way! I still remember when you were four!
Everyone: *starts to calm down*
Romeo: Yeah! Yeah me too!
Gajeel: *glares*
Wolf: So, Wendy's still clearly very much the Fairy Tail child.
Wendy: *sighs* Everyone thinks I'm still a weak little kid...
Chelia: Don't worry, Wen! I don't!
Wolf: *raises eyebrow* Anyways! Let's rank it!
Chelia: No. My Wendy deserves better.
Wolf: *sips tea aggressively*
Wendy: *blushes* Uhh... yeah... I don't ship it either.
Gajeel: Shes way too young.
Chelia: *muttering* Well... I wouldn't say that...
Lucy: Boo!
Natsu: THAT'S OUR LITTLE WENDY!
Gray: YEAH!
Wolf: *smacks Gray without even looking* CLOTHES!
Laxus: Meh.
Wolf: Pfft. Don't lie. You hated it.
Laxus: *grumbles incoherently*
Erza: *requipps sword away* Lucy's right.
Wolf: Oh my gosh, Mira! You've been so quiet!
Mirajane: *jumps* *looks away from Erza* Hmm? Yeah, well, I don't ship it so...
Wolf: Uhuh. Sure. Happy stayed quiet for once. Wise choice.
Happy: *tied up in the corner*
Wolf: Alright! Guess that gives it a 0/10! Sorry, Romeo! Bye-bye! But you, Chelia... *evil smirk*
Chelia and Wendy: Uhoh.
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Fairy Tail Shipping Show
FanfictionI know literally EVERYONE does this, but it's more for my enjoyment than anyone else's. If you want to read it, read it. If you don't, don't. Also! To anyone who would actually like to read all my stories (literally nobody answers), some of the ship...
