I can't.

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This story is freaking terrible lmao. Its like- awful. I get comments almost everyday for mistakes I did. So, let me get stuff cleared out a little:

When I said 'ciao' everybody was like tHat's NoT fReNCh MmmMmMhHHhHhH yeah, ok written like that does not sound French at all but in our everyday life, nobody says aurevoir like, nah, nah, you say that to like an adult or someone important. It can be said sarcastically. But rarely you'll see two French friends say "aurevoir" to each other. It would either be tcho,ciao,salut and much more.

After, did I really mention T E X T I N G?! I'm dying guys xD this is fucking ridiculous!

Then, when I said 'I'm gonna miss French' I was talking about the language actually. But I dont blame you guys. I already sounded fucking dumb af so you guys thought I just- yeah

Harry Potter came after- well damm I dont even know what the fuck was happening in my brain. Maybe my two brain cells killed themself I dont fucking know

And then- holly grilled cheese sandwich my grammar and orthogtaph fucking killed themself xD

Ok. That was for the first freaking chapter.

Then the second.

The outfit, let's not talk about it uh?! Yeah that seems nice.

Making direct eye contact? C O U G H I think the fuck not.

The moaning part, uh. Yeah, I actually read that in a fanfic once, and since no one commented about it on this girl fanfic I thought it made sense...

Then that's all for Chapter two send help please

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH TO FAST, TO FUCKING FAST DUDE. CALM THE F DOWN

Ok. Chapter four. XD

Dude, seriously? Fiance?! Like wtf old me, what the heck were you smoking back then?!

Chapter five

'Loaf' I think I'm gonna puke guys.

Wtf is this chapter about

Chapter six is actually an imagine well damn

Dont let strangers with creepy af creature stay for the night.

S-s-top sh-shuttering li-like a v-victim n-ne-Newt pl-please

And that escalated WAYYYY to quickly

And then I did those cute kinda imagines and I mean... they were okay right?! Cheesy af, but okay or I dont even- lmao. Yeah, that's it

Thanks for 48k reads, sorry it's on a shitty story but- ye

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