Scooby Doo and Kiss: A Fanfiction

Chatroom Crack (8)

Catman: STAR!!

Catman: GUESS WHAT

Starchild has entered the chatroom

Starchild: ?

Catman: I SOLVED A PUZZLE IN 3 MONTHS

Catman: AND IT SAYS 2-4 YEARS!!!

Starchild:

Catman: AM I GOOD AT PUZZLES OR WHAT?!!

Starchild: I... Yeah, of course...

Catman: Ha, u think I'm that dumb?

Starchild: What?

Catman: Dumbass.

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Shaggy: Like, Daphne is beyond pissed...

Shaggy: Scoob what did you do?

Scooby has entered the chatroom

Velma has entered the chatroom

Scooby: What makes u think is me?

Shaggy: She mentioned u

Velma: I've never seen her so angry before.

Scooby: Well, I smelled blood. So I followed it. And I saw a bin full of bloody diaper thingies.

Velma:

Velma: U didn't

Scooby: So I ate one.

Velma: U did...

Shaggy: What bloody diaper thingies?

Shaggy: IS DAPHNE HURT?!!

Velma: Girls have a phase called period and we have to go through them 7 days each month.

Velma: Also, period blood is more disgusting than normal blood, knowing where it came from so...

Scooby:

Scooby: Fucc
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Catman: I CAN'T SLEEP

Catman: ANYONE THERE?

Starchild has entered the chatroom

Starchild: Try masturbating

Catman: What the fuck

Starchild: Sorry, autocorrect, menstruating

Catman: uM

Starchild: ****MEDITATING!!!

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