[23]: GROUPCHAT

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let's do this ladies

joe:
these names are so dry
someone change them

[ mia changed rami to mr robot
mia changed ben to not tom hardy
mia changed lucy to princess luce
mia changed gwilym to fake brian may
mia changed joe to dinosaur boy ]

[ not tom hardy changed mia to gwil's wife ]
[ princess luce changed gwil's wife to #1 roger stan ]

mr robot 🤖:
right so what happened
with gwilym
spill it lucy
or joe

dinosaur boy 🦖:
bold of you to assume i know

#1 roger stan 💦:
i have no idea before you
ask me

not tom hardy 🐶:
hehe i do

dinosaur boy 🦖:
why do you know
of all people

princess luce 🌹:
because he's a nosey arse

not tom hardy 🐶:
no because i am gwilym's best friend and i was there

#1 roger stan 💦:
well?

not tom hardy 🐶:
gwilym is a little bit protective let's say

fake brian may 🥰:
ben i swear to god don't

princess luce 🌹:
bahahahah
don't fight him gwil

#1 roger stan 💦:
some CONTEXT please

not tom hardy 🐶:
mia remember when you were talking to that young producer alfie today??

#1 roger stan 💦:
uh yeah?

not tom hardy 🐶:
well a little (big) someone got a bit (very) jealous and protective

#1 roger stan 💦:
baby you DIDN'T
oh my god that's why alfie couldn't look me in the eyes
what did gwil do?

not tom hardy 🐶:
nothing harmful
just a few choice words of what he'd do if he got too close again

fake brian may 🥰:
i'm not proud of it

dinosaur boy 🦖:
naww protective baby gwil

princess luce 🌹:
i'm not sure baby is the correct prefix for that

mr robot 🤖:
LUCY

dinosaur boy 🦖:
oh my god ew gross

#1 roger stan 💦:
lucy isn't wrong

fake brian may 🥰:
MIA ALICIA KOENIG

dinosaur boy 🦖:
I HATE THIS GROUPCHAT

princess luce 🌹:
wait really
oh my god gwilym no way
actually not surprised

not tom hardy 🐶:
wait what
am i being really blonde

princess luce 🌹:
hey fuck you. i'm way smarter than joe

mr robot 🤖:
yes ben you are
think about it...

not tom hardy 🐶:
wait
nah still don't get it

mr robot 🤖:
oh my god
someone tell him i'll vomit

dinosaur boy 🦖:
i'm not doing it
also thanks lucy

fake brian may 🥰:
i'm going to punch myself so i can forget this ever happened

not tom hardy 🐶:
isn't that what you were going to do to poor alfie?
...still don't get it

#1 roger stan 💦:
GWILYM

princess luce 🌹:
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE BEN WE'RE ON ABOUT CALLING GWILYM DADDY

not tom hardy 🐶:
....oh

dinosaur boy 🦖:
guys
i think rami just threw up

*

fake brian may 🥰:
i can't believe lucy did that
i'm so ashamed
and a tiny bit angry

#1 roger stan 💦:
i can't believe you said that to alfie, gwil

fake brian may 🥰:
i didn't mean it baby i swear
well maybe did
but not as much

#1 roger stan 💦:
shush
i'm not mad
i mean...it's kinda hot

fake brian may 🥰:
oh, really? well then
are you free?

#1 roger stan 💦:
of course i am
always got time for you

fake brian may 🥰:
then come over

#1 roger stan 💦:
yes daddy

fake brian may 🥰:
oh dear god

a/n:
I FORGOT I WROTE THIS
also the emojis - yes or no?? idk how i feel
++ have good new year celebrations everyone!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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