text me ; jeon jungkook.

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shortie: hey kook.❤

tallie: hi y/n.💓

shortie: wyd?

tallie: isn't it obv that i'm texting u lol.

shortie: ...

shortie: ...

shortie: ...

tallie: i'm good. thanks for asking.

shortie: i didn't even ask u wtf.

tallie: exactly.

shortie: weirdo.

tallie: hru tho?

shortie: i'm good too.

tallie: that's good. i wanted to ask u a question.

shortie: go on jung-dumb.

tallie: jung-dumb? seriously? lmfao. anyway the question was that do u know iu?

shortie changed tallie to jung-dumb.

shortie: ofc that ik her. she's famous. why u asked tho?

jung-dumb: i have a crush on her and i wanted u to help me.

wait what? >':

shortie: oh sure. what can i do?

jung-dumb: i want u to help me how to confess to her.

why? why her and not me? i'm better than her.

shortie: i'm so bad at confessing to people so i cannot help u. sorry kook.

jungdumb: oh it's okay.

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hortie: okay. (:

jung-dumb: wait tho, are u sure ur bad at confessing or are u just jealous?

shortie:

shortie: i'm sure i'm bad at confessing and why tf should i be jealous? i am not.

jung-dumb: uwu ur jealous. so cute.

shortie: stop it. i'm not.

jung-dumb: do u love me?

shortie: this is a stupid question.

jung-dumb: answer.

shortie: i could die for u. does that answer ur question?

jung-dumb: yes it does but i don't really think that u could die for me.

shortie: i could die for u.

jung-dumb: okay then. die.

shortie: what the.

jung-dumb: see. u can't die for me.

shortie: u are really dumb jungkook.

jung-dumb: if i'm dumb, then what are u? lmao.

shortie: i'm smarty-pants.

jung-dumb: that's ur nickname now, but really, u ain't sMaRt.

shortie: at least i am more smarter than u, duh.

jung-dumb changed shortie to smarty-pants.

smarty-pants:

jung-dumb: how many times do i have to tell u that animals don't kill humans unless ur a lion, bear or a snake. 🤡

smarty-pants: u are dead now.

jung-dumb: yes sir.

smarty-pants: i would like to punch ur face and break ur teeths.

jung-dumb: i would like to pinch ur cheeks now.

smarty-pants: ew, no.

jung-dumb: ew, yes.

smarty-pants: ew, no.

jung-dumb: ew, yes.

smarty-pants: kook i need to go.

jung-dumb: same tho.

smarty-pants: see ya then.

jung-dumb: yeah, see u.

smarty-pants: 💙

jung-dumb: 🧡

seen.

edited.
what will happen with jungkook and iu? 😳👀