Batfamily x Reader stories

"My Biggest mistake" by Jason P. Todd (Bruce Wayne x reader)

Originally posted on my Tumblr : http://ellana-ravenwood.tumblr.com/post/171306306533/my-biggest-mistake-by-jason-p-todd-bruce

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"Oh this ? This is nothing. Happens all the time. Believe me, no big deal, you should hear the story of the day I got scarred for life by this two !"

Jason says to his friend Roy Harper, as they both arrive in the Batcave and walk on you and Bruce making out on the bat computer's keyboard.

You're both unaware that your ass is currently writing "gesgze gseogie tfeiog whiz ogorsg" and is making Barbara Gordon and your eldest son, Dick, on the other side of town, scratch their brain trying to decode Batman's cryptic message he's sending her...He's probably in danger and trying to communicate with them ! They have to be quick ! But this...makes...no sense !

Roy Harper doesn't really know how to take in what he just saw, as the great and fearsome Dark Knight pulls away from you hurriedly and turns around, mask off, cheeks red and full of awkwardness.

"Oh Red Arrow, hey. Hi. Hello. Good evening. It's a...good one."

He says, stumbling on his words like a child, while he's putting his mask back on and...his belt as well.

Roy doesn't know what surprises him the most...Is it the way Jason seems to just be completely "over it", and exasperated at his parents beyond all measure (as well as a bit grossed out) ? The way Batman looks like a shy and clumsy teenager, shifting in his place awkwardly ? Or maybe it's the fact that you, on the other hand, is smiling widely at your son and his friend, unhooking your legs from Bruce's waist as if nothing happened, and getting on your feet nonchalantly, readjusting your shirt and hair ?

You give a look to your husband (who gets even redder in the cheeks for some reasons), and after kissing your son's cheek and hugging Roy "good night", you say you have some important affairs to attend to upstairs, and leave the premises with a last smile to the boys.

Batman just...stands there. Not moving.

Looking everywhere but at Roy.

He nervously massages his neck and doesn't seem to know what to do (a first really...The great Batman always had a plan for everything !).

He turns around at some point, and type away on the Batcomputer (clearly faking it by the way), until after five long minutes of Roy being completely stunned by everything, and of Batman fake typing, Jason says :

"...Are you going to join mom or are you going to act like she didn't just tell you with her eyes "meet me in the bedroom" ? Gross by the way. I can't believe I've seen her give you that look enough time for me to know what it means...oh God...I think I might throw up..."

Batman straightens up all of a sudden and turns around on his feet. He stares a bit at his son, and then, calmly, walks to a room at the back of the Batcave.

He comes back mere seconds later, out of his costume and wearing sweat pants and a hoodie, and walks (almost runs really) to the stairs you went to earlier, waving awkwardly at Roy and mumbling something that sounds like a "see you later son" to Jason.

The Dark Knight disappears up the stairs, there's the sound of an elevator opening and closing and...wait, is it your voice that they hear right now ? Yes it definitely is. You said : "Took you long enough my Broosh" and your words are quickly followed by a metallic sound, as if someone was backed against a steel wall or something and...Oh. Oh god. Backed against a wall.