Batfamily x Reader stories

How to remove a Wayne safely (Batmom x Batfam)

Originally posted on my Tumblr : https://ellana-ravenwood.tumblr.com/post/164559670073/how-to-remove-a-wayne-safely-batmom-x-batfam

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Some mornings, you had obligations. You had to wake up early.

When you and Bruce got married, you took the place of second CEO at Wayne Enterprise, to relieve your husband of a bit of the weight of it all. To make things easier on his end...To allow him to, sometimes, sleep more than three hours a night.

You did it gladly.

One morning every two days, more if Bruce was injured, you'd wake up early in the morning to go take care of the family business (when Bruce asked you if you could help, you felt like he genuinely fully trusted you...he trusted you with his parents' empire, which meant a lot).

Your Bruce both loved and hated it. Loved it because it meant that he could take a well deserve rest, hated it because it also meant that he'd wake up alone in the bed and oh he loathed that more than anything. He lived for those days were neither him nor you had anything to do, and could just cuddle your way to 5 pm haha.

He also hated it because, since you monitored the bat computer every nights, you also needed your sleep and...he just hated the fact that your "obligations" toward him and his enterprise made you wake up.

You wouldn't have it any other way though, anything to allow your Broosh to rest, to recuperate and such. He wasn't getting any younger and needed those peaceful time...Of course it was even better when you could both be lazy in your bed but, life wasn't always like that.

This morning, your faithful alarm clock, aka Alfred Pennyworth, came into your room to wake you up and...it was difficult.

Last night, Bruce and your boys came back around 8 am, and of course you stayed up with them, monitoring the bat computer. And when you and Bruce finally got to bed...Well, you needed each others before sleeping and you both collapsed after a heated love making session, exhausted. Now, barely two hours later, you had to wake up and your entire body was sore and screaming for more sleep and...Uh, Alfred was having none of it.

"Lady (Y/N), you need to wake up."

"I am awake..."

You said in a weak voice, bringing the blanket up to your nose.

Bruce didn't even budge, his arms around you, his face nuzzling your hair. Contrary to popular belief, once he was truly asleep, Bruce was very difficult to wake up and there could be a very loud metal concert next to him and he wouldn't even hear it, too deep in his slumber.

And right now, as you and Alfred talked aloud next to him, and you shifted in his arms...Well, he didn't even move one inch.

"Well you need to stand up then. Your meeting is in less than an hour."

"I don't need more than twenty minutes to get ready, we're fine Al'. Just a few more minutes please."

Well, it's true that you always got ready fast but...there was one tiny little problem that meant that you HAD to stand up NOW. And not in a few more minutes.

"You're forgetting something, Lady (Y/N)."

"Mmm ?"

"It will take you more than twenty minutes to get ready."

"Non sense Al', you know I get ready fast, I can even squeeze a shower in there and...Oh."

Your hazed mind didn't understand at first. It took you a few seconds before you got what Alfred meant. Oh but of course. The good old ritual of "removing a Wayne safely" that you went through so many times since you started dating Bruce, years ago...