A Random Ass Book With Oneshots

MAMA NOOOOO black butler version

*Ciel walks to a bedroom door and knocks*
Claude: WHO IS IT??!!
Ciel: *he goes in* hey mom I know its late but I really need talk...........0_0 *ciel sees Claude in his boxers with Sebastian in bed with him* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA NOOOOO!!!!!! TTOTT AHHHHHH AHHH YOU HIM HERE  UGHHHHHH I need a moment *he sits on the floor* I an adult I can handle this... Im okay *he gets up and looks at them again* MAMA NOOOOO
Sebastian: will you keep it down =_=
Ciel: IM NOT READY TO TALK TO YOU YET YOUNG MAN
Aunt red: what happened I heard screaming?........0_0
Finny: what's this a PJ party hey scooch over *red grabs him before he can go over*
Hannah: what is going on? .........ew *she walks away*
Alois: hey~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ciel:ok that's it everybody out everybody out right now everybody out come on!
*everyone leaves*
Ciel: okay mom I just wanna say that Im hurt and I don't think that mother's are suppose to do w-what OH MA GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL PICTURE ERRRGGG GET OUT GET OUT! *he leaves*

Thank you for reading ( ಥωಥ)