Alois walks with something in his hand "nononononono"
Lonely was talking to someone and sees her anime child "Hey Alois-" Alois ONE PUUNNNNNNNCHHHHHHes Lonelys stomach "GAH! WHAT THE FUCK?!" "You are my very best friend and I cant let you throw away your life like this you're to young......YOU'RE TO BEAUTIFUL" "what the fuck are you talking about?!" "Im talking about da baby growing inside your belly right now" "........IM NOT PREGNANT!!" "Well not after that punch your not heh ive been taking morti classes" "I was never pregnant Alois" ".....a-are you sure" "YES IM FUCKING SURE" Crazy_Fujoshi_Bitch walks up "I'm sorry but why the FUCK is everyone yelling over here?" Alois holds up the pregnancy test "Well ive found this positive pregnancy test-" Crazy_Fujoshi_Bitch punches Lonelys stomach as Lonely goes down "OH MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
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A Random Ass Book With Oneshots
RandomRead the damn title ヽ( ≧ω≦)ノ enjoy my story my lovely hentai turtles
