A Random Ass Book With Oneshots

Me as a mom

Sora:"Mom i have something to tell you"
Me:"nani?"
Sora:"I'm gay"
Me:"ROWWWWW(Crazy_Fujoshi_Bitch) YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS"

Wolfe:"Mom.....I just found out my Girlfriend cheated on me"
Me:"....whats her favorite sweets?"
Wolfe:"um...Chocolate cupcakes?"
Me:"okay..."
~an hour later~
Ava is dead the end