- Interview with Billie Eilish -
Interviewer: I
Billie: B
I: So, you're single, huh? Have you ever been in a relationship?
B: *Laughing* pfft, hell no. I don't date one person at a time. I can't imagine that shit.
I: Come on, you're a girl, I mean there's gotta have been one relationship
B: *Playing with her shoelace* It's not a relationship but like..there was this, time..
I: mhm
B: This person, They told me they were like, they liked me and I freaked the fuck out at first. I grabbed my shit and ran out of that house like all hell broke loose, bro.
I: Here's a warning to all the guys out there, If you confess your feelings to Billie, she's going to run away from you
B: *Laughing* No! I won't run! It was just a very weird situation. Anyways I told them some things, like about me, and they didn't listen. I was fucking..Beating them over the head with a red fucking flag and they were like *High pitched voice* but I still wanna be with you and I was like.. *Chains rusting as she moves around*
I: Wait hold on, so they ignored the signals? What signals?
B: It was a signal that kind of just related to us two. I'm not gonna say it, it's not important.
I: Okay, so then what happened?
B: I got together with them, kind of. No label. I acted like I was single while they were always faithful. *Chains rustling as she shrugs*
I: Ouch, that's cold, no?
B: Hell fucking yeah it is. Are you kidding? I was trying to get them to break up with me, but they were like..blinded by love or some shit.
I: How'd it end?
B: Uh, well they saw me with a hickey and was like.. You cheated! and I was like no, stupid, I told you I don't fucking date one fucking person at a fucking time stupid hoe *She puts a hand on her forehead, laughing*
I: *Also laughing* Oh dear. Was that all?
B: They like, begged me to stay. I honestly didn't want to. So I blocked them and kept going with my life
I: Do you regret this..situation?
B: Not at all. I actually am glad I did it. Hopefully they take the time to realize that they deserve better and that they shouldn't..dive face first into love with just anybody, you know? And to like, pay the fuck attention to red flags. Cause they're fucking important. I hope I helped them realize their self worth cause if not they're gonna keep getting fucked over and over again
I: I hope they realize they deserve better than a Billie Eilish, too
B: *Laughing* Honestly!
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