Oneshots, Songfics, and Drabbles Book 2

Accidentally In Love (Beetlejuice x Lydia Deetz)

 If it's not already obvious, I'm going with the cartoon TV show rather than the movie cuz they just had better chemistry in the show.  
       Beetlejuice fell in love with Lydia.
       He couldn't deny it because he did. And he wasn't even sure how it happened.
       Maybe it was all that time spent with her. Maybe it was all the pranks they played on everyone together. Maybe it was those big dark eyes of hers that always seemed to pull him in.
       Then all those years passed and he watched her grow from an awkward 14 year old to an absolutely gorgeous 20 year old with long flowing raven hair and a lot of curves.
       He wasn't sure if it was the years of friendship or how absolutely ravishing she'd grown but something had made him fall for her. And he fell hard.
       So here he was, watching from Lydia's mirror. She had rushed in and started taking down her hair. She fluffed it up and stared into the mirror.
       "Hey, Beetlejuice!"
       "'Sup, babes? Two more of those B words and I can come out to play!"
       Lydia smiled. "Ok, c'mon on out, Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!"
        Beetlejuice came floating out the mirror and into Lydia's room. "You're driving me nuts, babes!" He suddenly turned into a nut.
         Lydia giggled.
         "In all seriousness though, there's something I wanna talk to you about."
        "Ok." Lydia said, turning her full attention to him with a smile on her face.
        Beetlejuice looked at her and gulped a bit. He stared at her, distracted by her beauty: her long raven hair, her dark eyes, her pale perfect skin, her voluptuous curves, the little black dress she wore.
        He gulped again, unsure of how to proceed.
       "You ok, BJ?"
       "Um..."
       *Suddenly, Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows starts playing and Beetlejuice sings along with it**
So she said what's the problem baby?
What's the problem?
I don't know
Well maybe I'm in love, love
Think about it
Everytime I think about it
Can't stop thinking bout it
How much longer will it take to cure this?
Just to cure it cuz I can't ignore it
If it's love, love
Makes me wanna turn around and face me
But I don't know nothing bout love
Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cuz everybody's after love

       Everything he spoke- or rather sung- was the truth. He never imagined he'd fall in love. He didn't even want to. Firstly, because he knew nothing about love. Secondly, because the idea of being in love scared him deeply.
      Then Lydia had come in his life and everything changed. He was still terrified of falling in love but he couldn't deny it any longer.

So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring
That's coming all this love
Melting under blushed skies
Belting out sunlight
Shimmering love
Well baby I surrender
To your strawberry ice cream
Never ever end all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love
These lines in lightning
Mean you're never alone
Never alone, no, no
Come on, come on
Move a little closer
Come on, come on
Wanna hear you whisper
Come on, come on
Settle down inside my love
Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once upon a time in love
We're accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
Accidentally in love
Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her
Love
I'm in love

      The song ended.
       Beetlejuice stood with his back to Lydia, scared at what her reaction would be.
       "You....you love me?"
       He was surprised. He expected her to hate him. He thought she'd be disgusted. He thought she'd never want to see or talk to him again.
       She just sounded...surprised?
       He turned around and took a good look at her face. Nothing on it seemed like disgust or hatred. If anything, it was full of surprise and something else he couldn't place.
        "Well....yea..." He couldn't understand why she wasn't running from him or shouting his name until he returned to her mirror. "I mean....everytime I see you, my heart starts pounding out of my chest."
      His heart literally started pounding out of his chest. "And I get these butterflies in my stomach."
       His form became see-through which showed butterflies flying through his stomach. "I feel like I'm losing my mind when I'm with you."
       His mind suddenly disappeared. "And I've fallen head over heels for you."
       His head then literally fell over his heels. Putting himself back together, he added, "Honestly, Lyds, I feel more alive when I'm with you than when I actually was alive. And you of all people know I'm not good with my emotions. But that is how I feel."
      He waited to see how she'd react to his words, still not understanding why she didn't just send him back to the Netherworld.
      To his complete and utter surprise, Lydia grabbed him by the lapels of his jacket and kissed him. She full on kissed him, holding him close while he was so surprised and confused that he just stood there.
      Finally, he eased up and kissed her back, tangling his dirty fingers in that perfect raven hair of hers. After a moment, she pulled away.
      Her eyes were lidded, her lips swollen, and she was breathing heavily.
      He waited for her to explain herself. When she didn't, he spoke up, "So...what was that all about, babes?"
      Lydia raised an eyebrow. "You mean you don't know?"
       Beetlejuice shook his head. "Uh...no."
       Lydia shook her head, a small smile on her face. "I love you, BJ. I thought that was clear."
      Beetlejuice couldn't believe it. There was no way she had just said....what he thought he heard her say. "Um...could you repeat that, babes? I think we got some miscommunication. Probably a build up of wax in here." He said, digging the wax out his ear.
      Lydia giggled at him. "BJ, I love you."
       "You...you actually do?"
      She rolled her eyes at how completely oblivious he was being. "Yes, Beej."
       "But why? There's so many reasons why you shouldn't get with me. I'm old, I'm ugly, I'm disgusting and gross, not to mention the little fact that...oh yeah...I'M DEAD!"
       Lydia rolled her eyes again. "Beej, none of those things matter. When you love someone you look past their flaws. Besides, you are not old or ugly. You're beautiful to me. As for the rest of it, I don't care. I love you. The rest I can work with as long as I have you."
      His eyes widened in fear. Not for himself but for the woman he'd been stupid enough to fall in love with. "You don't know what you're asking, babes. I'm not like normal guys. I can't give you what they can. I can't give you a future or a life that you deserve."
      "In case you haven't noticed, I'm not like normal girls. And I definitely don't want a normal guy. I told you, I want you."
      Beetlejuice looked around again. "Lyds, if we got together, if you became my girlfriend, it won't be like you expect. I know you're different from most women. And maybe you can live without the future of children or a perfect family. But it's not that simple. If you became mine, I promise I will love you forever and ever until the end of the world and even after but..."
       Lydia remained quiet, encouraging him to continue with a simple nod of her head.
      "But my love isn't warm and girly. It's not sunshine and flowers. I'm not the romantic kind of guy, Lyds. My love is a terrible thing. Yes, I will be true. I will be loyal to a fault but it will come at a price. My love is fire. If anything or anyone comes between us, I will destroy it. I will tear through the fabric of the universe to keep you by my side and woe to anyone who tries to stop me! If anyone even thinks about touching you or tries to take you away, I won't hesitate to tear them apart! So, I'm just warning ya now, babes, my love is dangerous. It borders on psychotic."
      Lydia stepped closer to him to where she was back in his arms. "It doesn't change anything. I want you, Beetlejuice, and love you. Now and forever."
       "Well...if you're sure."
       "Let me show you just how sure I am."
      She pulled him close to her again and kissed him with all the longing, passion, and desire in both their bodies. He was grabbing her by the waist, pulling her closer. She was tangling her fingers in his messy blonde hair.
      Eventually, she had to let go so she could breathe. "So are you convinced that I love you now?"
      He smirked. "Yes. And you're mine now, babes...forever."
       "I wouldn't have it any other way."

This turned out so fluffy OMG!!!!