Oneshots, Songfics, and Drabbles Book 2

The Cookout

Just a random thought I had. And I don't ship Destiel but this popped into my head so just go with it.

     I pushed Gabriel through the portal first and let out a squeal as I landed on top of him. He chuckled a bit once he saw the precarious situation we were in, stating, "Well, this looks familiar..."
    I shoved myself off of him just as Sam, Dean, and Cas came through the portal. It was best if they didn't know about my relationship with Gabriel until the right moment.
     While the boys were preoccupied with helping the newcomers from the other world, Gabriel pulled me close again and added, "Don't worry about Dean-o and Samsquatch. We'll tell the wonder twins about our relationship later." Then he winked and got up, helping me to my feet after him.
     After that, the whole group returned to the bunker to celebrate. Castiel insisted on grilling burgers while Bobby cooked some steaks and sausage. Dean was drinking a beer as he casually chatted with Cas. Sam had disappeared off somewhere with our mom.
     I stood in the doorway, next to Gabriel, secretly holding his hand behind our backs so no one would notice. We walked closer to the grill until we could hear their conversation.
     "So now that it's all over, I'm just saying, let's do something crazy! Let me show you the sights, Cas! Let's get wasted!"
     "I'll do that once the situation with Heaven has been settled. But, yes, I agree. A celebration is in order."
     "See? I knew you weren't some uptight pain in my ass anymore!"
    Cas shrugged. "So...do you want me to warm up your buns?"
    Dean, in the middle of drinking his beer, immediately did a spit take. "Cas?! There's other people here!"
    Cas smacked him upside the head with a spatula. "Not like that you pervert! I meant the hamburger buns!"
     "Ow! Ok, sorry!"
     Beside me, Gabriel choked back a laugh. "Wow! I did not expect that!"
     "Just wait til they're drunk."
                         * * * * *
     As the evening progressed into night, Gabriel and I coaxed Dean and Cas into a drinking contest. After awhile, they got into it, Dean making a big point to show off although Cas beat him by a few drinks.
     Sometime later, just as I expected, Dean dragged Cas into his room by his tie and the rest, they say, is history.
     The party died down a lot by that time, since it was after 3 am and everyone was tired. Eventually, we got everyone settled and the bunker was quiet. (Sam had fallen asleep with mom which was just plain adorable.) Once Sam was asleep, Gabriel and I snuck my room to have our own private moment.
                           * * * * *
      The next morning, I woke up right after Gabriel and we went to the kitchen to make some breakfast. Most everyone had left with mom, as she wanted to help the newcomers get used to our world. As of now, only Gabriel and I were awake, Dean and Cas were still asleep, and I had no idea where Sam was.
    Gabriel and I were chatting as I cooked, him trying to distract me with neck and shoulder kisses and by wrapping his arms around me. It was a sweet moment and I'll admit I wanted it to last.
    While I was giggling over something Gabriel said (something dirty cuz it's freaking Gabriel!), Dean walked in, holding his head in his hands.
     "Oh, what the hell?"
     "A little hungover, bro?" I teased.
     "Don't you dare mock my pain!" He shot back. "I am a vicious hunter!"
     "Oh so vicious, you were taken down by a few drinks." Gabriel joked, laughing his ass off.
     "Don't even get me started on you, angel boy!"
     "Angel boy? Aw c'mon, Dean-o, I know you can do better than that!"
     Dean flipped him off. "Mmm... something smells delicious!"
     "Eggs, bacon, buttermilk pancakes." I stated. "Oh! Could one of you make yourselves useful and go make a pot of coffee?"
     Gabriel made his way over to the coffee pot, discreetly grabbing my butt on the way.
     I handed Dean a couple aspirins and he downed them quickly, groaning, "I'm fucking sore! What did I do last night?"
     "Cas."
     "Shit."
     At that moment, Cas came walking in, groaning, "What is with all the racket? Some people are still sleeping!"
     "Oh nothing much." Gabriel teased, "Just having a conversation on your rendezvous with Dean-o last night."
     "I don't understand."
     "Ignore him!" Dean shot up.
     "What? You were the one fucking my little bro!"
     "We did what?" Cas asked. Then he suddenly calmed. "Well that explains this pain in my rear!"
     "Tell me about it! My ass hurts so fucking bad!"
     "Wait so who was topping?" Gabriel asked.
     "Actually, I think they took turns. Makes sense. You guys were so fucking wasted!" I said, bursting out into laughter.
     "That's it!" Dean shouted. "I am never drinking again!"
     "Me neither!" Cas added. "Alcohol is evil. It makes you sleep with your best friend!"
     Me and Gabriel busted out laughing at that point. "Hard to believe my little bro finally got laid!" Gabriel said between fits of laughter. "Oh, by the way, Dean-o, that means you can't say shit about me dating your sister."
    "Wait! You two...? How the...? Who the...? What the...? How? Who? Wait...what?" Gabriel started to open his mouth when Dean replied, "Ya know what? Nevermind. I honestly don't wanna know. Just...nobody tells Sam!"
     "I already heard, Dean." Sam said, walking into the room.
     "Well..." Gabriel said. "This just got awkward."
     "Great! So Destiel really is a thing and it turns out my sister actually was dating Gabe the whole time?! Who the hell I gotta get in bed with??"
     "Really, Sammy? That's what you're upset about?"
     We all busted out laughing then. The whole situation was ridiculous but, hey, it was resolved.

Hahahaha! I may have broken myself again!