UNFINISHED| The New Kid [Pip x Damien]

.Chapter 5.

Pip's POV- 

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"So, uh.. What now?" I ask.

"You hungry?" Damien asks.

I shake my head no.

"You sure? It's almost noon." He states.

"Well, I didn't eat yet, so sure I guess." I gently smile.

"Alright." He gets up and walks to the kitchen. I follow him.

"So, what do you want to eat?" He asks.

"Simply a sandwich would be fine." I say. He nods and gets out some bread.

"What would you like on it?" He asks.

"Cheese, ham, and lettuce?" I ask.

"Alright." He says and grabs the materials and puts the sandwich together and hands it to me. 

"Why thank you." I smile, grabbing the sandwich. I take a bite out of it.

I stare at the sandwich in shock. 

"What did you put in this thing?" I ask.

"Oh yeah, I didn't have regular ham so I used ham from hell."

"What's in ham from hell..?" I worriedly ask. What did I just eat?

"It's just meat from a demon pig. What did you think?" He laughs.

"Ehh, I don't know." I smile awkwardly. 

I finish the sandwich and walk over to the sink to clean the glass plate. 

"What're you doing?" He asks.

"Cleaning my plate. Why?" 

"No, you don't have to do that." 

"Yes I do, I used the plate." I argue.

"Noo, look." He snaps his finger and all the crumbs are off the plate. 

"What- Out of all of the powers you could have, you can clean plates?" I ask.

"Yeah, why not?" Damien smiles. I face palm. " I can also set you on fire." He suggests. 

"Yeah, uh that's not necessary." I back away. 

"I'm just joking! I spent too much money on this room just to kill one mortal. It's not worth it." He says.

"Ugh, thank god." I roll my eyes. "And what are you talking about? Your dad probably paid for it." 

"I'm guilty." He shrugs.

 "I knew it." I laugh. 

"Oh shut up." He playfully punches me. 

"ABUSE" I huff. He punches me again.

I cross my arms and fail at not laughing.

"You're so pathetic , oh my god-" He laughs.

"Wow." I say in a fake offended voice.

He smiles devilish.

"So are we going to stand in the kitchen all day or what?" He asked.

"Oh yeah, um. What do you want to do?" I ask.

"I don't know." He shrugs.

"You wanna watch a movie?" I point at the tv.

"Yeah, I know I have a tv. And yeah, sure." He walks over to the couch and sits down. I, of course sit next to him.

"Can we watch Charlie' Angels?" I ask. 

"Ew, that sounds dumb." He rolls his eyes.

"Well sure it does, but it's not. Plus, they're making a reboot, so you have to watch the first one!" I argue. "And it's really good." 

"Why would I want to watch the reboot?" He asks.

"Well, my parents won't let me see it. So, will you take me when it comes out?" I ask.

"Maybe." He shrugs. "And fine, we can watch Charlie's Angels." 

"Noo!" I whine as he tries putting on the series. "Put on the movie. The show is old." 

"Ugh, okay." He scrolls to the movie and puts it on.

At one point, there's a naked woman  and Damien covers my eyes.

"Stop. I've seen it before." I say.

"I don't care." He uncovers my eyes as the scene ended.

"Who let you watch this, Jesus Christ." Damien complained.

"Well Butters and Dougie were both at my house and we wanted to watch a movie, so my brother-in-law put this on." I smile. 

"I hate it." He complains.

"Well, I like it." Pip smiles.

"You're lucky I don't hate you." 

"Thanks..??" I smile at his attempt of being nice.

A/N: Hey! Sorry, this was really bad. But, I wanted to update. It's 3AM I need help ;-; Anyway, I hope you enjoy my trash!