UNFINISHED| The New Kid [Pip x Damien]

.Chapter 8.

Pip's POV-

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 As we walk to Damien's apartment I clear my throat.

"Damien, you don't have to do this. I'm fine on my own. My brother-in-law is actually being nicer, so maybe he'll stop my sister from hurting me. Plus, I've been a burden to your life all weekend and you deserve some alone time." I sigh. 

"You don't get it, Pip." He says dully. 

"Don't get what?" 

"You haven't been a burden, I really appreciate your presence. And another thing is I..." He trails off, 

"You?"

"Forget it."

"What is it?" I ask.

"Drop it, Pip." 

"I..Okay.." I say in defeat. "But, really, you could use some alone time. I've been with you all weekend." I say.

"Alright, fine." He agrees and I turn around.

He puts his hand on my shoulder. "Wait." I turn around.

"Just stay safe, okay?" 

I nod and smile, then proceed to walk to my own house. 

I knock on the door, expecting a smack on the face from my sister, but I see Joe.

"Hi sir. I went out while you were gone." I stand up straight. 

"That's fine." He smiles and opens the door.

"Where's Ms. Joe?" I ask as I walk inside. 

He smiles and hands me a slip of paper. I read it as it is a.. A divorce paper!?

"You got a divorce!?" I shout excitedly. 

"Yep. She agreed to it because I told her I would stop giving her money." 

"How did you gain custody of me..?" 

"I didn't, the court session is tomorrow." He says.

"Oh... Well can I get a flip-phone?" I ask. 

"Yeah. I'll head to Best Buy now. Stay here, alright?" He asks and I nod, smiling. 

I go to my room and read on of my books from the school library. 

"Pip! I got your phone!" Yells Joe, and I rush out of my bedroom. 

I grab it from his hands.

"Thank you, sir!" I smile and rush to my room. 

I set the phone in my dresser and finish my book. I don't want to bother Damien at the moment, so I won't tell him until tomorrow. 

When I finish my book, I put it in my backpack and sit back down on my mattress. 

I lay down and go to sleep because there's nothing else to do.

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I wake up at about 4 am because I hear loud knocking on my door, knowing that Joe is probably awake, he'll get it. 

I look out the window and see cop cars. Wait a second. What?

I put my ear to my bedroom door and listen to what they are saying.

"Is this Joe Gargery?" The police officer asks.

"Uh, yeah." I hear fear in his voice. 

"You're being arrested for several cases of rape and sexual harassment." The police officer states. I widen my eyes. What in the actual fuck!? 

"Yeah.." I hear Joe say half mumbling. 

My eyes well up with tears. This is fucking disgusting, I feel like I'm going to puke. 

I grab all of my stuff (clothes, phone, hat.) and open the window. I jump out and start running as fast as I can to Damien's apartment. 

I get there and knock loudly on the door. I don't want to be needy, but I don't want to be questioned by the police. 

I feel tears running down my face and the door opens.

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A/N~ Jesus Christ, okay. 

Soo what do you guys think of a South Park ship oneshot book? I know it's unoriginal but I don't have ideas soo.

Or, you guys could suggest something else for me to do?? 

I just need an idea for a new book. 

(Thanks for 20 votes! <3)