phil: still not ready for me to prove you wrong?
phil: you seem like the type to think they're always right
phil: you act like a top but you're probably one of the most submissive people out there
dan: and you'll never find out if that's true lol
phil: why not? we go to the same uni
dan: that's probs a lie you're probably a creepy santa with shriveled balls who preys on innocent, experimenting gays
phil: oh i definitely do not have shriveled balls
dan: yeah alright lmao
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys