phil: literally all i want is to call you mine goddammit be my boyfriend
dan:
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phil: ive never hated ANYONE before
phil: but there's a first time for everything
dan: oh shut the fuck up you literally love me
phil: YOURE RIGHT I DO SO WHY WOKT U DATE ME JAKSJAKND
dan: no comment
phil: IF WE LOVE EACH OTHER WHY ARENT WE IN A RELATIONSHIP
dan: no comment
phil: i hate living this life
phil: i'm literally leaving you goodnight
dan: no you're not
phil: no i'm not
phil: stop playing mind games w me do you want to date or not
dan: yes i do
phil: so be my boyfriend
dan: no
phil: literally what do u want from me
dan: figure it out
phil: oh my fucking god
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
