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phil: hey

phil: want something to eat?

dan: i'm not suckin u off or eatin ur ass

phil: jesus christ

phil: i meant pizza

dan: oh im booboo the fool

phil: want any?

dan: what's the catch

phil: no catch

dan: no srsly

dan: gon make me suck ur dick for a slice?

phil: no omg

dan: then what is it for

phil: bc i fuckin want to??? goddamn not everything needs a horrible motive

phil: u can just tell me if u don't want it??? don't drag it out

dan: oh

phil: u want some pizza or not

dan: uh sure

phil: where's ur dorm