dan: phil ??? u haven't talked 2 me in like 3 days
phil: i'm aware
dan: what's goin on ??? why don't u wanna talk to me ????
phil: nothing in particular
dan: that's such a lie
dan: tell me what's going on
phil: nothing baby
phil: wanna blow me
dan: no
phil: :/
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys