Dirty little secrets

Too drunk to care

So I already know that no body asked for this, people probably think I'm dead cause I left this account for a little over 2 years, but bitch I'm back and in the zone! Anyways, enjoy! SMUT WARNING BTW!!!!

Erens POV:

It was my 18th birthday and I'm a bit shocked at how smoothly Connie pulled this off. I could drink all I wanted, or until they cut me off at least. Connie had got me and five other friends into the 21+ club and I honestly have no clue how; how he got the fake ideas, how he got our—or at least my—pictures without my knowledge, or even how he got us all in! But he did. It was... weird? It was amazing.

"Eeeeerrrrren!" A drunk Armin slurred.

"Duuude, did you have too–" I hiccup. "–much?" I asked, also slurring my words in a drunken state.

He giggled. "Naaaaaah maaaan!!! Connie snuck brownies in here, I only had one with hic some shots of vodka!"

"Dude, you are hic high and hic drumk! You animal! Go get some ass!" I said as I pushed him to the dance floor.

As he walked away I looked over to see a person with brown hair put up in a ponytail hanging off a hot ass dude! The person with the brown hair and glasses was smiling while the hottie just looked pissed as he downed more of his shots.
I figured that they might be a thing so I decided that I wanted someone to woe away my troubles for the night. I go to the dance floor and start trying to dance, key word is trying. I twerked my thick ass and men would cheer as I did so, but I didn't want any of them! They all look like vanillas, but I really wanted someone rough!
I start dancing normally(kind of) but was them bumped into by the hottie at the bar.

Levies POV:

~One hour ago~

"Shitty glasses, I told you I'm fat to busy with my work!" I yell as Hanji tried to shove me out of the door.

I was pushing back, but they insisted that I was working too hard and that I should "let loose and have some fun". My life doesn't consist of fun, it consists of work. However, now that I think about it they're right. I haven't been to a club or a party ever since High School, haven't dated since then either. I guess going out tonight wouldn't be so bad. I didn't like the thought of being around people, but the thought of drinking and getting out doesn't sound so bad.

"What. Will it take. To get you out. Of this house?!" Hanji said, still trying to push me out of the house.

I sighed. "You'll pay for the drinks?"

"Duh!"

I start walking out the door causing Haji to fall on their face. I go and sit in the passenger side as they happily prance over to their car and drive off to wherever Hanji decided to take me.

Im gonna regret this.

~now~

"Leviiiiii!" Hanji said as they hung off of me.

I regret my decision.

"Hanji, piss off." I said downing the round of shots of Everclear.

It was an expensive drink, sure, but it wasn't coming out of my pocket so it didn't matter much to me. I needed this more than I'd like to admit, and I really didn't want to admit it to myself.