*Groovy Disco Music*
^ Get on the ground, asshole!
*Music slowly fades out*
+ H-Hey, why'd the music stop?
^ You're not getting away from me this time, asshole.
^ I said, get your ass down on the ground!
+ Do I know you frien-
^ I SAID GET DOWN ON THE-
^ What..?
^ How do you not-
^ Stop playing games!
^ Get your ass down on the ground before I blow you right here, right now!
^ .. Away-
+ Dave?
+ Dave!
+ Dave?
+ DDDDDDDDave!
+ Greg?
+ Steve!
+ Bill?
+ Daaave!
+ I knew I recognized you, how are you?
+ How's the wife?
^ I don't have a wife- STOP STALLING!
^ You're under arrest for the murder of way too many people to even count!
+ Well, that's just ridiculous, I would never kill anybody.
^ Oh, is that right?
^ Well, what ever you say, buddy.
*Taser*
YOU ARE READING
Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache
RandomGood evening ladies and gentleman and of COURSE all other configurations of being! My name is Wilford Warfstache and BOY Do we have a good guest for you tonight- Stop. Jesus-
