Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache

Arrested.

^ You ran a real good race there, buddy.

^ But it's the end of the rode for you.

^ The law's gonna throw every book they have at you, then their gonna throw you in a cell, and then after that, their gonna throw away the key. Then after that their gonna throw that.. cell.. into a... lake-

^ But not before I throw a few things at him first. We're gonna play pin the tail on the donkey. But he's the donkey and the tail is my feelings. But I shouldn't get ahead of myself... I only get one night with him to fill the in my heart he left behind. It's finally time to get some answers.

+ Did we date at some point?

^ No, we didn't date! The hole was a metaphor for when you shot me in the-

+ Car.

^ ahhhHHHHHHH!

^ HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS CLOSE-

+ We could've taken them.

^ What the hell does that have to do with-

^ How did you.. HOW ARE YOU..??

^ ...