Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache

Questions.

+ How did you find all of this?

^ I-I-I've... I've always had them! I've been collecting them.

^ Every single scrap of evidence this whole time so that one day,

*cocks gun*

^ I can bring you down.

+ That's so sweet!

^ It's not sweet, that's sickening!

+ Sickeningly sweeeet!

^ That's not what I meant!

+ Look I am terribly, terribly, sorry that I didn't remember you.

+ Memories start to get jumbled after a while.

+ Sometimes I forget even the simplest of things...

^ Oh, trust me. You'll have plenty of time to think about all the horrible things you've done once they throw you in a cage, then throw away the key, and then throw that-

^ HOW THE HELL YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!

+ Things get jumbled so easily! The when, the where, the why, the how of it all but who can keep track of it?

+ I wonder what he's up to, have you seen him?

+ ... Maybe I should stop by.

^ You seriously need to get back in the chair.

^ I- I- I.. I- I've got more rope. Maybe that'll work.

+ Eh, worth a shot.

+ Oh!

+ The train! Oh, I remember the train! How long were we stuck in the snow for?

^ What?

+ Oh, you don't remember?

+ Ah, that's okay. Probably hasn't happened yet, but some of your finest work, I have to say.

+ A little spoiler alert for later to make it easier on you.

+ We all did it...

^ I don't underST-AaND!

*gunshot*

+ Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.

*kisses the barrel*

+ Not now.

+ The grown-ups are talking.

+ Save that for later.

^ What the hell's going on?

+ Huh?

+ I don't really know. Honestly, I-I don't understand anything anymore, but I do remember you.

+ And I remembered that there's something I've been meaning to give you.

+ after ALL. These. Years!

*Suspense music builds up*