Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache

Illusions.

+ AhAHhAHhaHHHH.. AhhhH.. Ahh, yeah..

^ Enough games!

^ Your ass is mine for the next 24 hours.

^ ... And I'm gonna take my sweet time..

^ With that ass...

^ To get... Answers out of it.

^ From you-

+ W-Well, I-I suppose I could stay here a while, get comfortable... *Sigh*

+ Lovely place you've got here!

+ Could use a bit of color...

^ Enough with your bullshit!

^ Do you have any remorse?

^ Any remorse at all for the things you've done or are you too much of a coward to face your crimes? 

+ Well, there's no need for name-calling!

+ Words can hurt you know. You should be kind and courte--ous.

^ And, uh, what name would you prefer, huh?

*clank*

*clank*bu-ftf*tssff*

*clank*clonk*

^ Is it...

^ William J. Butterfield?

+ Ahah- Well now, that's a name I- oowww

^ Wilson Jackson Bartholomew the Third?

+ Well now I actually married into thaaa-at.. name...

^ WingleHeimer!

^ Wait, just Wingleheimer?

+ All right, I may have been having a little bit of fun with that one- OW.

^ NAME AFTER NAME, after name after name!

^ Just so you can distance yourself from the real name you should be called...

^ Murderer....

+ Abe?

+ Abe! Abe, it's been years!

+ How are you? How are you doing? How's the family?

^ Oh, I'm doing just peachy, Buddy!

^ 'cause I've been waiting a long, long time for this day to come,

^ So we could sit down, have a chat.

^ Catch up; good and proper.

+ Wow...

+ There we all are!

^ How the hell did you do that?!

+ We look so young!

^ You better get your ass BACK in that chair!

^ Also, how did you get your ass out of that chair?

^ You're gonna tell me, you're gonna tell me how you got your ass out of that chair

^ so I can figure out a way to get it back IN that chair.

+ Oh there's Celine... My heart still beats for her to this day!

+ But if she saw me she'd probably carve mine out! *laughs*

^ ... What?