Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache

Remembering.

*squeaky hug*

+ I'm sorry.

^ GET OFF o- MmM...eee..

+ If there's one thing I've learned after all the years it's that nothing heals like a good apology!

^ I don't... understand anything anymore...

+ Exactly!

+ None of this makes any sense! That's the beauty of it!

^ Beauty...?

^ What about any of this is beautiful to you?!

^ What kind of sick, twisted, SON OF A BITCH

^ THINKS ANY OF THIS IS BEAUTIFUL?!

+ Now what did we say about name-calling?

^ YOU KILLED PEOPLE!

^ SO MANY PEOPLE.

^ You killed my friends! You killed my partner!

^ You shot... ME!

+Now, it seems to me like you're trying to paint me as the bad guy.

^YOU ARE THE BAD GUY!

+ Okay, whoa!

+ Hey, whoa, time out. Time out. Time out.

+ Shhh... Uh, woah, hey! Hoo-hah hee-hey. Time out!

+ I get it, you've been hunting me...

+ For years, and years, and years. You've been chasing me all around the world.

+ Uh... from bedrooms, to bathrooms, to ballrooms.

+ You've been chasing me and you've been doing a real bang-up job of it,

+ But, an- and forgive me, if this sounds insulting in any way,

+ What would you say, our- Uh, our closest encounter was, before this VERY moment right here?

^ When was our closest encounter?

+ Yeh-ye-yeah.

^ Before this very moment?

+ Yes.

^ That's easy.

^ It was when we...

^ When...

^ We, uh...

^ You...

^ Ye-Yeah ah, it was when you, um...

^ That's when you, um... *clears throat*

^ I was hunting you down, I was stalking you,

^ but you fled the country to... uh...

^ Um...

^ All right, all right, ye- ye- yeah, you were, you were off the radar for three years,

^ BUT! I got a hot tip that you had shacked up in...

^ Uh... in, um... ah...

^ You shacked up with...

^ In, uh... with the...

+ Three years... uh, what year was that, exactly?

^ What, what year?

+ Yes.

^ Well, y-you, it was in, uh, it was in, um...

^ It was uh...

^ It was... um...

^ I can't remember...