The 'disgusting food' video Ani had recorded for went... as expected. You weren't going to deny the rancid-- and at times ridiculous-- names you and Alex struck each other with. At one point, you had pulled up a Shakespearean insult generator and listed off as many you could say before running out of breath. He somehow kept his promise of not using foreign languages against you-- but, other than that, didn't mention the tutoring again. He didn't seem as if he only offered to please Ani, but it had been a couple of days and nothing had happened. You weren't particularly thrilled to engage in language lessons from him but... You were a bit disappointed.
Ani had been running behind her normal uploading schedule and rushed through the video, leaving little time for talking (though, somehow, plenty of time for arguing). It was certainly going to be an adventure sorting through and editing that arbitrary mess of cursing intertwined with content. It was at least a couple of hours in length, you weren't quite sure how long you had been in the call; any time spent with Alex was wasted time, after all.
Somewhere in-between a chicken-soup jello picture and a rant from Alex about how his relationship with Thanos was 'none of your business', you'd managed to ask Ani how she knew that Alex had made an innuendo. She laughed it off, attributing it to being around him for so long and picking up on a few phrases. You hoped you'd never become that close to him.
You checked the time— it was late into the night, usually when the group chat was most active. Discord wasn't opened on your desktop; you'd been avoiding it for a few hours, reluctant to be forced in a situation with him. Your notifications were off as well. Any added distance from him was optimal.
Before you settled into bed, you decided to check Discord for a few minutes. Check on your servers, your mutuals, confirm plans with your mods... The typical work.
And, of course, as soon as you opened the app, a duck icon glared red right back at you.
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private messages: N/Nbee and quackityhq
quackityhq: oh ur online
so ur not dead????
ugh
N/Nbee: why are you sliding into my dms
quackityhq: ok. i did not slide.
way more gracefull
N/Nbee: sliding *is* graceful dumbass
you didn't answer my question
quackityhq: oh were u actually serious about me teaching u
N/Nbee: si
quackityhq: 👺👺👺 uncultured swine
its sí
not si
N/Nbee: thats literally the same thing
quackityhq: ur not epic.
can u not see the accent flickibg
to the right
N/Nbee: which right
quackityhq: 🤠im not getting paid enough dor this shit
N/Nbee: you're getting paid 0 bucks
and somehow
thats still too much
quackityhq: thx for breaking my heart just like all of my roblox girlfriends
N/Nbee: they were only with you for the robucks
quackityhq: NO u have to be kidding me
they wouldn't do that!
i'm broke as hell
i don't have robucks
N/Nbee: can i log off now or is there a point to you dming me
quackityhq: of course theres a point
N/Nbee: ...i'm waiting?
quackityhq: 🗿 ye
spanush
spanish lessons💃
N/Nbee: eejo de pota!
quackityhq: what?
u what
wait
LMAOOOO🅱️
OH MY GOD Y/N
thats not even close noob
N/Nbee: shut up🔪
quackityhq: u meant to say
hijo de puta???
lol ur dumb as hell
u really need these lessons gringa
N/Nbee: ..oh no my phone is dying gtg
quackityhq: lame
N/Nbee: i'm late for school ttyl
quackityhq: nope
N/Nbee: i lost my phone sorry bye?
quackityhq: 😎 ok n/n i get it, youre so excited about learning spanish with me that ur adrenaline is spiking and ur trying to back out
N/Nbee: 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫end me
quackityhq: no need to fear
ur savior quackity is here
N/Nbee: bet
quackityhq: epic bet😎
N/Nbee: bye-bye dickhead
quackityhq: but spanish?
u wont learn anything if u keep running away lol
N/Nbee: hmm let me think...
learn spanish through a reputable, educational website
or learn it from a guy who asks shit like 'which left'
i wonder
quackityhq: that was one time
N/Nbee: one time too many🤮
quackityhq: im not dumb!!
those websites suck anyway
theyre dumb
dont use them
N/Nbee: what proof do u have lol
quackityhq: umm phone bad quackity good
N/Nbee: 😭this generation 😢always be on that technology🥵😤😤
quackityhq: yeah dont trust tech exactly
i'm much better at teaching
N/Nbee: do you understand
we're chatting through the internet
quackityhq: we could voicecall?
wait
N/Nbee: i think uve given me enough proof, duck furry
quackityhq: y/n ugh give it an epic chance?
N/Nbee: why
quackityhq: do u realy need a reason😎😎😎😎😎
N/Nbee: ya
quackityhq: too bad
N/Nbee: fine i guess
quackityhq: epic despacito time 🤠🤠🤠
N/Nbee: dont make me regret my decision
quackityhq: despacitooo
N/Nbee: hijo de fucking puta
[ N/Nbee is offline ]
quackityhq: at least u learned something lmao
//
translations
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gringa: white girl/foreigner that doesn't speak spanish
zorra: bitch (can be used as a somewhat offensive pet name, though)
hijo de puta: son of a bitch
hermosa: beautiful
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red siesta • quackity x reader
Fanfiction""I... I could always just teach you Spanish, you know." There was a hint of a smile in his voice that offset you. A sly smile, not genuine-- something teasing underlying. You were tempted to disagree, but... From there, only Thanos knew what would...
