""I... I could always just teach you Spanish, you know." There was a hint of a smile in his voice that offset you. A sly smile, not genuine-- something teasing underlying. You were tempted to disagree, but...
From there, only Thanos knew what would...
"No. No way. I would rather subscribe to T-Series, jump off a cliff, bash my head in with an XBOX controller, while simultaneously stepping on legos. In conclusion, just in case you can't take a hint: no."
"Y/N," Brandon sigh-chuckled, "Videochatting with the group is not that terrible."
"It's not the group, it's the arrogant duck! I refuse— verystrongly— to have to see his face," you demanded, stubborn as ever.
"Y/N. It's just a video, calm down before you hulk out."
"Every curse in the— Wait, how much Spanish has he taught you? Everytime I hear you two get into one of your squabbles, there's not much going on, just—" He barely stifled a chuckle, "Eh, I didn't take Spanish in school, what do I know?"
"As much as I do, I guess..." You sigh. Why did you have to jump in headfirst?
"Y/N, Alex is a little shit, but he isn't that bad. I think maybe your anger is just," his voice takes on more of a Scottish lilt, "compensating for something."
"Brandon!"
"What?" He asks, attempting to be innocent but unable to stifle his boisterous amusement. Shrek references, in his opinion, were never inappropriate in any scenario.
"Brandon! None of this is funn—"
"Clappin—"
"Brandon," you rolled your eyes and began to accept your forced destiny, "Stop. Ugh. You're going to keep going until I agree, won't you?"
He didn't respond— well, not technically, unless you counted a verbal copypasta as a valid answer.
"Stop it, fuck's sake! I hope you know that I hate you."
"...I'll take that as a yes to the videochat?"
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private messages: N/Nbee and quackity
quackityhq: big chungus just told me u finally agreed to do the chat
N/Nbee: yes.
quackityhq: aww u dont have to be shy i know ot was my dashing looks that mafe u agree to it🤪❤️
N/Nbee: yeah it is one time, i gave up on life and watched one of your streams...
quackityhq: ooooh
N/Nbee: it was kind of funny but then i remembered it was u and wanted to end my life even more!
quackityhq: thank u🥰 ill just ignore the last part❤️❤️❤️ is this the scene where it starts rainning and i give u my jaket
N/Nbee: no cooties
quackityhq: i dont have cooties!!! how dare u im telling obama about this
N/Nbee: ugh buenas noches
quackityhq:
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N/Nbee: im just im not even surprised anymore by your dumbassery
quackityhq: my meme knowledgr doednt impress u? 😭 i thought meme gods were ur type😡😡😡
N/Nbee: even if so,,, are you implying that YOURE a meme god???
quackityhq: i basically invented memes
N/Nbee: "i invented memes" *sends a stale-ass photoshopped obama tweet*
quackityhq:
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N/Nbee: STOP does no one in our friend group know how to talk normally and NOT spam
quackityhq: ;) in spanish culture, spamming is considared flatery
N/Nbee: oh, great, the first cultural spanish lesson u give me and its complete bs
quackityhq: i would never! fine ill teach u something useful so you know how latin america is mostly roman catholic?? well jesus and god are worshipped in that religion but where i'm from
N/Nbee: ?
quackityhq: in my town (the streets of afghanistan) we worship El Chapo🙏🙏🙏
N/Nbee: awww alex❤️ its okay bby
quackityhq: wait what
N/Nbee: ❤️❤️❤️ u dont have to pretend to be gangster in order to hide the fact that youre 4"11 🥰🥰
quackityhq: ¡cállate!!!!!!!
N/Nbee: no you
quackityhq: only like 3 hours until the video call bet u cant wait to see this macho face🥵
N/Nbee: kill me already
quackityhq: 😉
N/Nbee: no
quackityhq: log on early so i can teach u some spanish?? see u
[ quackityhq is offline ]
N/Nbee: no but ok i guess
[ N/Nbee is offline ]
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A/N: i'm a hoe for procrastination, sorry lol
but thanks so much for supporting my story!! i appreciate every one of you❤️ also, thanks for getting this to 5k— i can't believe it!! new update soon :)
