Boku no Chatfic Academia | BNHA

does a bird want a burrito

tentawhy: u h g u y s

tentawhy: i just saw something horrifying help

mamamina: and that is?

birb: n o

birb: shouji don't you dare

tentawhy: what if i dare

mamamina: w h a t i s i t

mamamina: goddamit im i r r i t a t e d

kacchan: if it's fucking bird pecking on a buttercream fucking cookie im going to give up

tentawhy: ok so what if it is?

kacchan: k bye.

mamamina: okay i feel you shouji, tokoyami w h y

cellophone: ok so that's where my buttercream cookies went -denki

cellophone: gUYS FUCKING ASS ME BACK -denki

cellophone: *ADD WHAT THE FUCK DENKI--I'M QUAKING

kacchan: ah, about that, kaminari-san

cellophone: bye fuckers im going to hell -denki

kacchan: see ya

red riot: here lies kaminari denki, died of murder, you will be missed

kyokka: n o t

cellophone: jIROU W H Y- -denki

kyokka: idm

kyokka: also how are you having a hold of sero's phone?

cellophone: ...

cellophone: w e r e h a n g i n g

red riot: no kidding

•red riot has sent [1] picture

kyokka: i was about to ask why are they hanging on a electrical wire 9 feet of the ground by sero's tape

kyokka: but like, it's them anyways

mamamina: smh @invisibitch let us g o

invisibitch: i m y o u r s i d e b i t c h r n

kyokka: i m n o t s u r p r i s e d

kyokka: anyways, im going hot topic shopping tomorrow, anyone dig?

kacchan: i've signed up the bakusquad

cellophone: oH SO NOW YOUR CALLING US THE BAKUSQUAD HUH, KACCHAN? -denki

kacchan: excluding denki btw

mamamina: omg smh kacchan totally loves us imo

mamamina: love u 2 kacchan xoxo <3

kacchan: im disgusted and horrified honestly

cellophone: omfg mina ur right lmao he does love us owo -denki

mamamina: hURRY SHOWER ON IT BEFORE HE TAKES IT B A C C

cellophone: *showering*

red riot: uwu)b

kacchan: fine t h e n. take your win fuckers...

mamamina: i smell gay but kACCHAN LOVES US <333

mamamina: smh we love u to kacchan

daddy issues: just so y'all know, izuku's shaking and muttering something again

uravity: about the fact that y'all are calling bakubitch here kacchan without dying tbh imo

Froppy: Ochaco-chan has a point there

miidoriya: Help the end of the world is coming I need shelter I'm not ready to die what is this oh God-

birb: hot topic im in

kyokka: wE'RE GOING EDGE SHOPPING!