Boku no Chatfic Academia | BNHA

in the 1-a dormitory

aoyama: sparkle sparkle
ashido: mamamina
asui: Froppy
iida: Tenya
uraraka: uravity
ojiro: tails
kaminari: denki montague
kirishima: red riot
kouda: Anima^^
satou: anti salt
shouji: tentawhy
jirou: kyokka
sero: hanta capulet
tokoyami: birb
todoroki: tod
tooru: invisibitch
bakugou: calico
midoriya: bean so pure
mineta: grapey
yaoyorozu: momo

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tod: in this dorm house we worship midoriya izuku

uravity: yes

Froppy: y e

Tenya: Mhmm!

calico: no

tod: #BakugouIsCancelledParty

uravity: i'll bring the cake

calico: you motherfucker

uravity: i'll even decorate it with gunpowder for the farewell party

calico: i am not going anywhere

uravity: hell or space?

calico: you little fuck

uravity: no im uraraka

bean so pure: You guys should reaaally stop this. You've been going on this "worship Midoriya" thing since dawn and I am not ready to lose sight of the world

tod: dw bb we got you covered

bean so pure: Oh, alright then. If you insist(?)

mamamina: hey can we have a worship bakugo day too?

calico: worship me you asses

mamamina: on second thought let's worship eiji

calico: worship him you asses

red riot: whatsjsjsj nOooO

denki montague: oh hell yes

hanta capulet: let's fucking go

tod: im interested in your religion

red riot: wait even todoroki?

tod: ye

kyokka: todorok saying "ye" in the morning in so cursed

birb: same energy as todorok

kyokka: you little bitch

calico: i taught her well

momo: OH SO IT WAS YOU

calico: oh fuck mad lesbian gotta run

hanta capulet: tsk tsk

denki montague: oh shit dude

denki montague: we just witnessed kacchan running away from mom

kyokka: idk if that was on purpose

denki montague: nope but it works

mamamina: im on the verge of changing tod's name to todorok but hhhhhh

tod: did you just call me tod?

mamamina: yea i am accustomed

tod: god fucking damnit

invisibitch: mina! don't be mean to our science teacher!

tod: oh so im the science guy now

invisibitch: mmhm

tod: motherfucker

Froppy: it seems so weird to see todoroki swearing so much

Froppy: who the frick gave him the swear juice

bean so pure: There's a what?

red riot: there is a what?

Tails: swear juice

Tails: it's a juice hagakure, asui, and i made once

Froppy: *tsuyu

Tails: okay ma'am apologies

red riot: i can understand hagakure's participation, and maybe a little of tsuyu's after last time's events

Tenya: What events? I left the group on read because Aizawa-sensei had called me right after I gave Kirishima his admin rights

Froppy: 11037 years i tell you

Tenya: WHAT EVENTS?!

Froppy: free time events

uravity: TSUYU STOPLDODJSLJD

tod: scroll up

red riot: as i was saying

red riot: idk i can't see ojiro swearing

red riot: also i have admin rights

hanta capulet: oh my fucking god

denki montague: we're gonna die, aren't we? a double solo murder

hanta capulet: aWW DENKI YOU READ IT

denki montague: ye and i gotta say

denki montague: what the fuck

denki montague: and how old are they????

hanta capulet: romeo is around 18 i guess? Or was it around 14/15?

calico: juliet's 13

mamamina: holy shit kacchan

hanta capulet: did you look it up?

tod: istg if kacchan knows from heart i will scream

kyokka: TODOROKI CAN YOU NOT

tod: TODOROKI WILL

momo: oh no

calico: i read the book once

calico: that's about it

Tails: EMERGENCY

Tails: EMER-FUCKING-GENCY

Tails: KACCHAN IS GETTING HUG ASSAULTED BY SERO

•calico has sent a voice message
"WHYFJS ARF YOUS CALLINGFH ME KHACHDGAB-"

red riot: how did he manage to say that

tod: back to the main topic

tod: the Midoriya Izuku religion

red riot: yea okay seems peace and all

red riot: but i worship bakugou

invisibitch: stfu god

red riot: yes ma'am

•mamamina has changed red riot's name to 1A God

•mamamina has changed bean so pure's name to his right hand man

1A God: guess i have a nickname now

mamamina: as you should

denki montague: we believe in eijirou and izuku supremacy

Froppy: we believe in eijirou and izuku supremacy

i wrote this while starving because i ran out of snacks. apologies fellas. you all go take care of yourselves <3