Boku no Chatfic Academia | BNHA

ooooo weeewoo

you can tell i ran out of title ideas

aoyama: sparkle sparkle
ashido: mamamina
asui: Froppy
iida: Tenya
uraraka: uravity
ojiro: tails
kaminari: denki montague
kirishima: 1A God
kouda: Anima^^
satou: anti salt
shouji: tentawhy
jirou: kyokka
sero: hanta capulet
tokoyami: birb
todoroki: tod
tooru: invisibitch
bakugou: calico
midoriya: his right hand man
mineta: grapey
yaoyorozu: momo

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hanta capulet: wewowewo here comes the choochoo train

denki montague: hanta and his frieeeeeends

kyokka: i succumbed into the darkness i read it in the song's tune

grapey: aight boomer

momo: oh my god you exist?

grapey: momo WHAT THE FUCK 😔

kyokka: dw momo im never giving you up

tod: this is such a toxic by britney spears moment

Tenya: Hello? Yes, don't we have class?

calico: engine bitch, listen, everyone has their goddamn cameras O F F

calico: AIZAWA IS FUCKING ASLEEP

calico: HOLY FUCK

denki montague: this is a wig snatching moment :0

uravity: ooeeoo

Froppy: im thinking

mamamina: miku miku

uravity: ooeeoo

kyokka: (｡ﾉω＼｡)

kyokka: yeah i figured kaomojis look bad on me

momo: aww, no they don't. they show the cute side of you ♡♡

uravity: i eat, breathe, and respect these lesbians so much rn

uravity: scratch that LET'S GO LESBIANS

denki montague: OH YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO

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[hanta capulet]

denki montague: do sucks have wings

denki montague: *ducks

hanta capulet: i don't know what to respond with

denki montague: do they?

seen at 1.58 AM

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momo: rise and shine everyone! it's another day to become great heroes!

calico: bitch tf

calico: it's like

calico: 5 in the morning tf u waking us all up for

momo: i have...several things to say

kyokka: does it include kacchan chatting like a hoe at 5 am?

momo: that's the first i'd like to discuss about, dear

kyokka: bakuhoe canon

calico: WHAT THE FUCK EARS

kyokka: just sayin

calico: who the fuck regularly wakes up at 5 anyways jfc

1A God: i do!!!

calico: you WHT

1A God: yeah! to have a fresh morning jog

1A God: the air is nice today, wanna join me?

calico: omw 🏃🏃

mamamina: HELP KATSUKI IS―hEEEEELPPPDJDJJDIWJDJWH

mamamina: WHAT THEBFUVJKFKFKJD

invisibitch: MINA OMW W/ UR INHALER CALM DOWNNNN

mamamina: TOOOOHHRUUUYFFHDUIDSJ HEELLOPODIJDJFJDKD

denki montague: brr brrrr goes lightning mcqueen

invisibitch: huh

denki montague: sorry hanta kept me up all night

mamamina: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HUH WHAT IM SORRY PARDON ME WHAT FTHENFUCKK??_?$?#!_(#!)

denki montague: he left me on seen at 1.58 am when i asked him regarding the ownership of wings on birds

mamamina: oh

mamamina: denki sweetie

denki montague: yes mom?

mamamina: what the fuck

denki montague: yes mom...

uravity: honestly, kaminari-san, you shouldn't wake your sleeping partner up

uravity: especially when it's about d////ronpa fanfiction

Froppy: look. i have to finish this junko x bucket shit before this weekend. my time is little and i need your help proof reading this for me kero

Froppy: my actions are justified kero

Froppy: you're my slave of the day kero

uravity: good thing i love you

Froppy: kero kero

momo: anyways, im quite surprised as to realize that tokoyami isn't awoken yet

kyokka: awooga

momo: i thought he'd be the type to wake up early as being part bird

denki montague: the birb sleeps better than me

birb: no i was just busy scrolling through twitter

momo: ah, so be it then. don't forget to have breakfast

birb: of course, yaoyorozu-san

yaAAAAWAAA more short chapters as i succumb further into darkness. i promise to make a long one soon, but since my fic isn't exactly the ones with plot (aka it's just a bunch of textposts) and meant to be humorous (which i am failing to do at successfully) it'll prooooobably take quite a while until i am able to do so. need to farm more stupid commentary my friends says regularly

anywho, thanks for reading! hope i can update sooner

don't forget to drink water, eat some snacks or a slice of bread, move your joints, and get a good amount of rest!!! you're worth living for!!! ilysm!! /p