do you think

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pikashit: do you think that birds have feelings?

pikashit: because i do

pikashit: help spread the awareness by giving a bread crumb a day to a pigeon nearby you

pikashit: who knows when you're getting attacked by an eagle, the same pigeon will rescue you

pikashit: so please

pikashit: spare your bread crumbs

kyokka: that was the worst thing you've ever said in the past three days

calico: he didn't even say it

calico: he typed it.

kyokka: btw tokoyami's being edgy on the couch again

kyokka: help spread the awareness to prevent his feet claws from shredding the couch

tentawhy: he doesn't have feet claws

kyokka:

kyokka: surprise surprise

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uravity: what do you call an angry hedgehog

uravity: @calico

calico: jokes on you im a d o g

uravity: a chihuahua?!

tod: nah, i'd say pomeranian

Froppy: an angry one

red riot: * a constantly angry one

cellophone: he's a mix breed

kyokka: guys what the fuck

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tod: do you think the dress i bought yesterday was pretty?

bean so pure: shoto you did whAT

tod:

tod: it's for fuyumi i swear iZUKU DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ

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cellphone: so yesterday, i bought a small banana plushie for denki

calico: bitch please

calico: i gave eiji a shark

pikashit: we gotta step up our game

momo: why is there a shark in the living room?

Froppy: it's dyING GIVE IT WATER

Froppy: SHOWER IT

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invisibitch: should i or should i not

calico: no you shouldn't

invisibitch: i was gonna say rob midoriya's room but he said it

calico: fuck get the figurines

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mamamina: sir i would need you to stay calm

mamamina: deNKI KAMINARI GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW STOP STOMPING PLE A S E

pikashit: you didn't invite me to your tea party even though i wore the dress todoroki bought for his sister :(((

tod: eh, fuyu would've hated it anyways

kyokka: so much for fashion sense

bean so pure: at least his' better than Iida's

invisibitch: ngl yea

Tenya: Excuse you?

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birb: do you think

pikashit: i don't. actually

birb: point taken








this whole hell hole of a chapter is basically late night made up incorrect quotes but they're in a chatfic because i have nothing better to do hahaA--

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