tsuyu wants to know

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aoyama: sparkle sparkle
ashido: mamamina
asui: Froppy
iida: Tenya
uraraka: uravity
ojiro: tails
kaminari: denki montague
kirishima: red riot
kouda: Anima^^
satou: anti salt
shouji: tentawhy
jirou: kyokka
sero: hanta capulet
tokoyami: birb
todoroki: tod
tooru: invisibitch
bakugou: calico
midoriya: bean so pure
mineta: grapey
yaoyorozu: momo
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Froppy: ribbit

calico: everybody hide

Froppy: okay sir excuse you

Froppy: anyways, i wanted to ask

Froppy: WHO in this GODDAMN DORM stole the last COOKIE satou baked

hanta montague: OKAY I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO TASTE IT

hanta capulet: i've been betrayed, by my own comrades

calico: get a fucking life flatface

hanta capulet: at least i have proper etiquette

calico: what the f u c k did you sa y?

hanta capulet: @denki montague hide me babe

denki montague: OH LORD SAVE ME

red riot: how's that juliet cosplay going btw bro?

hanta capulet: it's going great bro ty for asking

red riot: nice

red riot: message mina or hagakure if you need tips on it

mamamina: YES SON I NEED TO AT LEAST P E E E E E E E E K IN THAT COSPLAY UGH

tod: what's this?

mamamina: HANTA MADE A JULIET COSPLAY BUT I CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S GOING

mamamina: EVEN HAGAKURE HAVE SEEN IT

hanta capulet: hagakure probs slipped in naked to peek you're just jelly, mina

mamamina: Ö

mamamina: lmao maybe i am h m m

birb: oh so that's why you asked for silk????

denki montague: SILK????

hanta capulet: :D

denki montague: HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THAT???

hanta capulet: kacchan, duh

denki montague: oh yea good idea as expected of my bf <3

bean so pure: you brave souls

bean so pure: you daring, adventurous, fearless souls

bean so pure: i quiver before you

uravity: i mean, kaminari bought yeezys

Froppy: they made bakugou pay during his birthday

tod: they hang around bakugou

calico: okay katy, you're making me look like the bad guy here

tod: at least despite my cold face im still hot

kyokka: was that a goddamn katy perry reference

tod: perhaps, perhaps

momo: petition to dethrone todoroki

tails: i'm in let's get to work

calico: when the fuck did you arrive

tails: i was always here

tails: i'm just overwhelmed by the speed of you no-lifes typing

tails: 7 messages in less than a minute??

tails: that's just insane

tails: clearly it's something not everyone can do

tails: other than the fact that you basically spam the chat with weird stuff

tails: including...juliet cosplays...

tails: you also basically own this place

red riot: ojiro, buddy

red riot: it's not even a minute yet LOOK AT YOURSELF

tails: well what do you know then

red riot: also iida admin iida admin

Tenya has given Admin rights to red riot

red riot: WELL SHIT GUYS I HAVE ADMIN RIGHTS

Tenya: Yes. You were asking for it.

red riot: wait no lmao i wasn't asking for admin i was pointing out

Tenya: Oh...

Tenya: I made a mistake, didn't I?

uravity: yea, basically. enjoy your new life, iida-kun

tod: *slow clapping*

denki montague: *overlapping slow clapping*

Froppy: okay guys can i have some attention again

Froppy: who stole the fucking cookies D:<

Froppy: WHO STOLE IT

Froppy: i CALLED DIBS ON IT AND SOMEONE S N A T C H E D IT A W A Y

Froppy: frog discrimination i am dishonored

uravity: tsu, it's hard to break it to you but

Froppy: ochako-

uravity: it was iida

Froppy: MOTHERFUCKER

Froppy: JAIL HIM FOR 11037 YEARS

birb: hide your treasure a frog is coming

kyokka: okay tsu, calm down for now

kyokka: we can bake another one

uravity: yeah using kacchan's easybake oven

calico: i don't have an easybake oven

red riot: speaking of katsuki's easybake oven

calico: I DON'T HAVE AN EASYBAKE OVEN

red riot: it's under his bed, i can grab it for you if you'd like

red riot: in return, im participating in this bake

Froppy: deal, we'll see you with the oven on the kitchen counter in 10 mins

tod: oh my god

tod: wait for reals???

tod: dudes i wanna join-

red riot: YES TODOROKI LET'S GO BRO

red riot: im already omw to katsu's easybake :D

calico: what evidence do you have to prove i own an easybake

red riot: katsu, babe, you BEGGED me to help you hide your cookie dough

red riot: and since some other people already knew, might as well expose

calico:

calico: it's on my shelf, i moved it

red riot: thanks, ily <3 i'll save a cookie for you :D

birb: that was epic

kyokka: whipped

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