47 : group chat

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golden dumplings

best dumpling
hi fam

old dumpling
maddieeee
stop changing my name

best dumpling
but you're old

old dumpling
I'm only 26

best dumpling
yeah that's old
where's lucy?

unimportant dumpling
maddieee
I'm very important

best dumpling
not in this conversation
anyway
I have something to tell you

unimportant dumpling
oh no

best dumpling
shut up
it's nothing bad
well
maybe

old dumpling
I am very worried now

best dumpling
chill out fam
ok
sooo
I may have another boyfriend
and his name may be tom holland

unimportant dumpling
WHAT

old dumpling
oh I already knew that

unimportant dumpling
WHAT

best dumpling
WHAT

old dumpling
yeah tom told me
like two months ago
he was like "can I date maddie?"
and I was like "yeah sure man, I don't give a fuck"
and then bam

best dumpling
that snake
that very handsome snake

unimportant dumpling
*GASP*
HAVE YOU DONE THE DIRTY

old dumpling
I HAVE NOT GIVEN YOU PERMISSION TO DO THE DIRTY

best dumpling
okay
first
it is absolutely none of your business if we have done the dirty or not
and second
I am a grown woman who does not need her brothers permission to do the dirty

old dumpling
okay but have you

best dumpling
NO
I'm leaving

unimportant dumpling
WAIT
we love you, maddie
it's our job to make sure you're alright
and we just don't want to see you get hurt again

best dumpling
I know
but I know that tom would never hurt me

old dumpling
I would have done the dirty if I were you

best dumpling
ADAM

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