In a little town in Korea...
Jin was sitting on his couch, looking at the "Worldwide Handsome" contest results on the table. He had won once again, lucky him. As he did so though, he found a link on some website called wattpad.
WORLDWIDE HANDSOME X READER X EVERYONE ELSE LOLZ
After reading the first chapter, Jin let out a screech that pierced the ears of the unborn.
"WHAT THE BOILING BANGTAN BUNNIES?!" Jin screeched, "SOMONE IS WRITING THIS THING CALLED FAN FIKE TON ABOUT US!!!"
"You idiot," said RM entering, the only one who actually could speak English, "That's Fanfiction, that's when people like someone so much that they write stories about them usually in... romantic... situa... tions."
It was awkwardly silent.
"Give me that tablet."
RM yanked the tablet out of his hands and proceeded to read about how Jin was an amazing boyfriend. And not just him.
"What the Baking Bangtan Biscuits is this nightmare?" he screeched.
"I don't know!" screeched Jin back.
"What are you two screeching about?" asked Jungkook.
"Read this!" commanded RM.
Jungkook read a few lines before exclaiming, "What the Blazing Bangtan Beetles?!"
"I know, right?!" said Rm, "Who on earth sits in their room thinking up this sick stuff?"
"Who's sick?" asked V, coming in.
"Look, there's teacher stories, pet stories, sibling stories??? ADOPTION STORIES??? WHY?" said RM, nearing a mental breakdown.
"I still don't know what you're talking about," said V in a sing song voice, "I wanna see it."
He scrolled through a few lines before cringing so hard that the earth split at the core and he said, "What the Belching Bangtan Babies is this junk?"
"It's called fun... fun fiction?" said Jin looking at RM for confirmation.
"It is not fun, Jin!" yelled RM, "Don't even!"
"Fun," asked Suga poking his head in, "What's fun?"
"There is not fun left in this world," moaned Jungkook, "Look at this."
Suga read one line and felt fainted, hid baby face scarred from the trauma of this website, sadly never getting to scream "what the bubbling bangtan balogna."
Finally, in came J-Hope, eating a sandwhich.
"Whatcha doing?" he asked, "And why is Suga dead?"
"Because wattpad," said V, tossing his pink sherbet colored hair.
"So what are we going to do about it?" asked Jin.
"... I've got a plan," said RM.
*Later that week*
- WATTPAD ANOUNCEMENT –
All fanfiction including performers from the group BTS are now prohibited from use unless they are completely platonic relationships with fans, readers, and most especially, among themselves. Thank you for your cooperation.
*Also Later That Week*
"WHAT THE BLOOMING BANGTAN BRAINS! RM! WHAT'S QUOTEV?"
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