SuperFamily One-Shots

The Fight of a Lifetime

Based off a Tumblr post I saw and can't find again ugh

"Guys," Barry says as he speeds into STAR LABS, Nora on his tail. "We've got a problem. King Shark and Gorilla Grodd are back."

"Oh, that's not good," Ralph mutters.

"This could go terribly," Caitlin says. "What are we going to do?"

"Oh, well, they're actually, um..." Barry coughs. "They're fighting each other."

"Told you," mutters Nora, which the father ignores with an eye-roll.

"That's awesome!!" Cisco exclaims. The looks he got from Team Flash were quizzical. "What, am I not supposed to take advantage of this and not admire this battle from afar?!"

"This is so frackin' cool!" Nora says, practically bouncing on the balls of her heels. "We have to go watch it's going to be so schway."

"I'm going to call the Legends, Barry, you get Kara," Cisco instructs, tapping on the screen to send a call. "This is going to be fucking sICK!" 

Barry looks over at Cisco. "For real?"

Cisco momentarily stops tapping to look up. "Do I look like I'm joking? This is the Godzilla movie of the century! We need to see this in real 3D!"

The CSI looks over at Caitlin, looking for answers and she just shrugs. "I've got nothing."

A time portal opens in the middle of the room, grabbing everyone's attention. "Oh, God, this is really happening, isn't it?"

Nate, Ray, Sara, Zari, Mick, and Charlie walk in and close the portal behind them. Cisco looks over at his best friend with a mischievous grin. "Oh, you bet."

"Where's the beer?" demands Mick.

"Right this way, my friend, and we're about to go see some meta kick some ass!" Cisco yells, leading him to the kitchen for snacks.

A blue breach opens and Barry throws his arms out and lets them fall to his sides as Kara hops through. "You've got to be kidding me. You too?"

Alex hops down next to her and closes the portal behind her. "We had to get away from our president and my colonel and thank God, an opportunity presented itself."

"Oh, Jesus Christ," he mumbles, rubbing his face.

"Let's go watch the fight of a lifetime, people!" Cisco yells, coming back in with snacks for the literal army and opening a breach over to where it was happening. The Legends cheer and go through with him, Nora speeding out, leaving Barry and Caitlin in the lab.

"Are they the dumbest people we've ever met?" the man asks.

Caitlin nods and brings her hands together. "Pretty much."