anthony - good morning shit face
dick head.
anthony - you know you love me
i literally know nothing about you
you're probably a 43 year old pedophile that's stuck in his parents basement and is currently jerking off to the thought of my name :)
anthony - well, how do i know that you're not that exact description?
anthony - we could always try getting to know each other
that's exactly what a pedophile would say
anthony - i'm not one though, i'm anthony, 17 years old and i live in ashland, kentucky
well, i'm mara hill and you're two years older than me so do the math yourself, and i'm in toronto, ontario
anthony - you're 14?
you really are a dumbass.
anthony - just kidding i'm not that stupid, you're 15
anthony - you're a bit rude for a canadian
i hate you and in honesty, you probably just pulled up you're calculator
mara changed anthony to american
american changed mara to rude canadian
american - but you're a child
no, i'm not
american - mhmm
i hate you, more so than i did earlier
american - like i said earlier you love me
i don't
plus canadians are true assholes (a/n - i'm one so don't take it personally)
american - i can see that
you're worse than i am
american - ouch
shut up anthony
american - send me a picture of your child face
send me a picture of your almost adult face
you're actually so old
american - and you're so young
american - fine, i'll send one first
american -
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okay, if i was two years older i'd say you're somewhat cute
american - ... but i'm not so i'm going to say you're hot as fuck'
whoa, not where i was going
american - your turn
fine, fine.
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wah bam
american - wait, holy shit is that actually you?
no, it's a picture i found online searching up 'gulliable american idiotic teenager'
american - now you're just rude
what did you mean by 'holy shit'?
american - never mind
i can learn to not shut up too
american - fine, you're just real pretty
thank you american asshole
wait
american - no.
american - mara, i'm warning you.
rude canadian has changed american to american asshole
yes.
YOU ARE READING
wrong number - anthony reeves
Fanfictionsome unknown number texts mara hill asking for a complete stranger, including help with homework and completely locked in on that she's the one who is playing a prank on him. what choice does she have, but to respond? who knew it'd be the one and on...
