Shady: You stay positive, you always believe everything is going to work out. How do you do it?
James: Well I'll tell you my secret!
*Inside Shady's head
Shady: I have a feeling this is going to be bad*James: I lie to myself
*Shady gets up and James pushes her back down onto the chair*
James: Every morning when I wake I say everything is going to be okay. But I'm lying
*Long dramatic pause and Shady is feeling very awkward*
James: And I don't know how much longer I can do it
*Squeaks*Shady: .....
James: Have a swell night!
*Skips off happily*Shady: .... what the f*ck just happened?!

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Skits and memes from the demisquad BOOK 1
RandomBasically skits and memes for all ya demigods brought to you by yours truely the demisquad. Credits to @DemigodofCrops for the cover and please ignore how she put James there.