Skits and memes from the demisquad BOOK 1

Music festival at CHB

Shady: AW YES!!!!! IT IS MY TIME!
*Runs to get a instrument*

James: Oof, Nothing can be cooler than a trumpet
*Shows off his trumpet*

Alan: oh shut up

*A few minutes lat8r*

Chiron: our first performer is Percy Jackson from the Poseidon cabin and he's singing under the sea

*Percy runs up onto the stage and the music starts*

Percy: The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally (Naturally)
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow
Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me (It's music to me)
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

*Everyone claps and Chiron walks up*

Chiron: next is Flora and Delle form the Demeter cabin, flora will be playing the ukulele and Delle will be singing, the sing they're doing is not another song about love

*They walks on and flora starts playing the uke while Delle sings*

Delle: Let it out
Been building up you better
Let it out
say everything you've been meaning now
I want it to burn
When you tell me I'm such a wreck
it isn't easy cleaning up your mess
It's like a garter up around my neck she says it won't hurt
But everything you do makes my heart race
I can't even think straight
is this just a game to you?
Reruns every night
it's always the same fight &
I think you should know
I hate your touch
I hate your mouth
I can't stand every single word that falls out
But you're all that I've been dreaming of
this is not another song about love
I hate your voice
I hate your lips
I hate how bad I wanna steal your kiss
But you're all that I've been dreaming of
this is not another song about love
Since you hate it just to say the least
And with your eyes you're suffocating me
Inside my lungs it's getting hard to breathe
you couldn't care less
But everything you do makes my heart race
I can't even think straighth
is this just a game to you?
Reruns every night
it's always the same fight &
I think you should know
I hate your touch
I hate your mouth
I can't stand every single word that falls out
But you're all that I've been dreaming of
this is not another song about love
I hate your voice
I hate your lips
I hate how bad I wanna steal your kiss
But you're all that I've been dreaming of
this is not another song about love
The sky fades from blue to gray.inside it's just like an ocean
still I'm drowning how bad
I wanna sink & let it take me away
I don't know why I come back
I do every time
we get close to the end
it's a finish line
Sing these words for the girl I've been dreaming of
is this just another song about love?
Let it out
been building up I better let it out
say everything I've been meaning now
dreaming bout
I need it now
I need it now
I need your touch
I have no doubt
I want your love till it all runs out
Cause you're all I've been dreaming of
is this just another song about love?
I need your voice
I need your lips
I need you bad
I wanna steal your kiss
Cause you're all that I've been dreaming of
this is just another song about love