Shopping bag

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*If the squad ever went grocery shopping*

Ebony: Shady can you carry this for me

Shady: uh. I don't know I can barley handle the weight of my own depression
*Smirks*

Ansel: Shady, pick up the f-

James: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEP BEEEEEP BEP EBEJDJD BEEEEP BEEEEEEEP!!

Ansel: grocery bag

Shady: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GRAVITY HIT ME!!!
*Falls to the ground*

*James laughs uncontrollably*

Alan: I would say that's the maturity level of a 5 year old

Aqua: ... so we need bananas... right?

Cerya: and cereal!

Cassie: I'll get the cereal

Paula: and I'll get the bananas

*They run off, while Alex and Eric come back*

Eric: what the heck is wrong with shady?!

Alex: ... she looks like she's dying

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