*If the squad ever went grocery shopping*
Ebony: Shady can you carry this for me
Shady: uh. I don't know I can barley handle the weight of my own depression
*Smirks*Ansel: Shady, pick up the f-
James: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEP BEEEEEP BEP EBEJDJD BEEEEP BEEEEEEEP!!
Ansel: grocery bag
Shady: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GRAVITY HIT ME!!!
*Falls to the ground**James laughs uncontrollably*
Alan: I would say that's the maturity level of a 5 year old
Aqua: ... so we need bananas... right?
Cerya: and cereal!
Cassie: I'll get the cereal
Paula: and I'll get the bananas
*They run off, while Alex and Eric come back*
Eric: what the heck is wrong with shady?!
Alex: ... she looks like she's dying

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Skits and memes from the demisquad BOOK 1
RandomBasically skits and memes for all ya demigods brought to you by yours truely the demisquad. Credits to @DemigodofCrops for the cover and please ignore how she put James there.