Eric: let's watch a movie!!!
Shady: no
James: movie!!!
Shady: no
Alex: I got the TV out!
*Wheeling our the monster proof TV*
Shady: no
Alan: got the popcorn!
Shady: no
Six: I'll get my gang to get some bean bags
Shady: no
*Six walks off to get his gang and some bean bags*
Flora: what is this?
*Walks in with Paula and Cassie*
James: WE ARE WATCHING A MOVIE!!!!
Shady: NO WE ARE NOT!
Delle: .....
*Just walked in holding Lia's hand*
Delle: what movie?
*Ebony and Ansel walk in*
Ebony: I heard the word movie and I really wanted to watch a D-Disney one
Alan: good idea
Eric: which Disney movie?
Alex: ooh, I know just the one
*Pulls out a disk and shows everyone in the room*
Shady: no. WE ARE NOT WATCHING DISNEY HERCULES!!!
Ebony: please Shady
Shady: damn you and your begging, out on the movie
James: ALL HE HAD TO SAY WAS PLEASE AND HE GOT A YES STRAIGHT AWAY!!!
Alan: what the hell?!
*Six walks into the room with his gang and places all the bean bags on the floor*
Six: I assume you all know everyone from my group
Eric: yeah
Six: so what movie are we watching??
Alex: Disney Hercules
Six: always wanted to watch that one to see what they got wrong
*The movie starts a couple of minutes past and everyone except Shady starts laughing when Hades pops up on the screen*
James: oh my gosh, how come shady's hair doesn't light up?!
*Laughs*
Shady: go to hades!
Eric: I'm sure he doesn't want to get burned
*Laughs*
Ansel: you two have no right to be rude to her
*Glares at them*
*Later on in the movie they get up to the part where Hercules strangled the snakes*
Six: Boo!
Flora: SUCH A MARY SUE!!!
Alex: face it, Hercules will forever be a Mary Sue
Lia: what's a Mary Sue?
Delle: Nothing
*Later on they get up to the part where Hercules is training with Phil*
Shady: James, I didn't know you got trained by Phil
James: I AM NOT THAT WEAK!
*30 seconds later*
James: well I'll take what you said before as a compliment
Shady: hiss
*Later on they get up to the part where Hercules is fighting the hydra*
Lia: Hercules is stupid
Delle: what kind of a sane person does that?
Six: someone who clearly isn't sane
*They soon get up to the part where Hercules is getting a painting done on a vase*
Cassie: ooh Megan is going to strike
Paula: WHICH MEANS A MUSICAL NUMBER!!!
*A song pops up and Paula starts singing along, then they get up to the part where Hercules is taking Megan soul form the underworld*
Shady: THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Cassie: not for Hercules
James: THIS ISN'T EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR TO BEING ACCURATE
Six: but we all have to love Hades' hair
Ebony: it is a bit f-funny
Eric: they should've Brown it out multiple times
*They get up to the part where Pegasus blows out Hades' hair*
Eric: YES!
Delle: this movie sucks
*The movie ends and the credits start scrolling up and a dagger was thrown at the TV*
Alex: AHHH! WHO THREW THAT?!
Shady: we are never watching another movie again
James: UGH! You so mean
Narrator: I had to do some research which meant to watch the movie, I got triggered a couple of times when Hercules did some Mary sure stuff but meh. The idea belongs to StarlitBawka, so give her a clap
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Skits and memes from the demisquad BOOK 1
RandomBasically skits and memes for all ya demigods brought to you by yours truely the demisquad. Credits to @DemigodofCrops for the cover and please ignore how she put James there.
